Sexiness
 

I wanted to kill the sexiest person alive, but suicide is a crime!

What are they gonna do, throw you in jail? I say go for it.

if they throw you in jail i have some friends that you'd like to meet there ;) (if you know what i mean)

umm, i think that he was kinda spamming, but yeah i agree with him in that sexy people really piss me off, so i guess i piss other people off too dont i?

NGM=!PIMP!

Hey don't make fun of NonGayMan.

im complementing him...

You have some friends in jail "if you know what i mean" ?
Popular guy eh?

Indeed Bob. He sure gets around dont he?

well what can i say? i help all their moms with the shopping if you know what i mean

omg...go to bed KR....

:haha:

I've got this friend in jail, he'll rough you up. His name is Moe Lester.

Oh, I've got a great story about something like this...

The mother of a good friend of mine married a man who got out of prison recently. He told me about something that happened the day he went in. Butch (the man) is about 6'1'', so he's not a small person. Anyhow, he got in and the first person he met was a black man. This black man, who was several inches short of 7 foot, walked up to Butch. He had a patch over one eye. The black man held out his hand. "Hi," said the black man. "My name's Love."

*cringe*

Is it me or did bob make no sence?? LOL someone is in need of sleep ;)

How did that not make any ?

It makes perfect sense if you read it. Want me to break it down for you? Ok I'll do that.

Oh, I've got a great story about something like this... - (Introduction)

The mother of a good friend of mine married a man who got out of prison recently. - (My bud's mom got married. The husband just got out of jail.)

He told me about something that happened the day he went in. - (The husband told me a story.)

Butch (the man) is about 6'1'', so he's not a small person. - (Size explination for reference and to allow the reader to visualize)

Anyhow, he got in and the first person he met was a black man. - (Beginning of the story Butch told me)

This black man, who was several inches short of 7 foot, walked up to Butch. He had a patch over one eye. - (Physical description of the black man - This is to allow the reader to picture him.)

The black man held out his hand. "Hi," said the black man. "My name's Love." - (This is what the black man said to Butch. Though the sentences aren't in the same set of quotation marks, it is proper English, and is, in no way, flawed.)

*cringe* - (the act of me cringing)

p.s. Try to read next time. Thaaanks.

i think he means he doesnt get whats great about the story

Thats exactly what i ment.. Bob, i wouldnt suggest you try and correct someone just because you are to bored or what ever to find a story thats worthy or being considered "great".

I only have one friend that's been in jail. And it was only for a week because he tipped his car going 90MPH+ (91 or 94 or 95 eclipse I forget, it was a manual) and he didnt have any insurance. He goes around showing everyone his prison id card now.

hahaha itd be aweomse to have one of those. great conversation piece

Try again buddy. You're just covering your ass here. You didn't say that the story wasn't great, nor did you say anything else about it. You said that I didn't make sence. If we're giving suggestions, I wouldn't suggest being an idiot.