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Chruser 2002-12-05 05:55 AM

If you were the last person...
 
..on earth, together with a person of the opposite gender about the same age as you, what would you do?

WetWired 2002-12-05 07:06 AM

I think I would start trying to repopulate the planet, if you know what I mean :D

Titusfied 2002-12-05 07:18 AM

I'd bone this shit out of her and pop out babies like an automatic machine gun!

I don't know what we would do when our babies were born though. I don't think I'd be down with the incest, but what is the other alternative... :(

MiNi_MaX 2002-12-05 08:09 AM

Try to repopulate if she is Pretty
Maybe not if she is Fat and Ugly
If she is Fat and Ugly don't kill her yet and after 10 years if you are bored to do what you want... Try plastical surgery and lyposuccion

Titusfied 2002-12-05 08:11 AM

If she was fat and ugly, I'd just put a bag over head while boning her and hope that the children don't take her traits!

Sex is a must though, if not, you are too young, or gay....

Randuin 2002-12-05 08:59 AM

i don't see much options except... well you know... ;)

Thanatos 2002-12-05 02:55 PM

I agree.

Strider Fury 2002-12-05 07:27 PM

kill her, so that i can be the ultimate ruler of the world.

Grav 2002-12-05 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Strider Fury
kill her, so that i can be the ultimate ruler of the world.
Best idea yet

Adrenachrome 2002-12-05 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Titusfied
If she was fat and ugly, I'd just put a bag over head while boning her and hope that the children don't take her traits!

Sex is a must though, if not, you are too young, or gay....

Wrap a flag around her head and do it for the country!!!!11!

!King_Amazon! 2002-12-05 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Strider Fury
kill her, so that i can be the ultimate ruler of the world.
Quote:

Originally posted by GravitonSurge


Best idea yet


Adrenachrome 2002-12-05 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Titusfied
If she was fat and ugly, I'd just put a bag over head while boning her and hope that the children don't take her traits!

Sex is a must though, if not, you are too young, or gay....

Put a boot on her head and fuck her for kicks!!11!!!!!||!



Besides even if she was dirt ugly she would still be the most beautifly woman on the earth

Grav 2002-12-05 07:49 PM

... and the ugliest.

Randuin 2002-12-05 07:52 PM

lol so true

LiveWire 2002-12-05 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Strider Fury
kill her, so that i can be the ultimate ruler of the world.
Ya an ultimate ruler of no-one but your-self, u will be the only one in the world:killgrin:

Shpook 2002-12-06 05:41 AM

I'd have sex with her, start creating a population, and convince everyone I'm God.

LiveWire 2002-12-06 06:05 AM

you acually got to get some from her lol jk

Shpook 2002-12-06 07:24 AM

Well, it's not rape if it's for the human race.... :D j/k

Rurouni Storm 2002-12-06 08:44 AM

If she was ugly, I'd kill myself to get away from her since she's probably horney :x

LiveWire 2002-12-06 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rurouni Storm
If she was ugly, I'd kill myself to get away from her since she's probably horney :x

lol agreed

MiNi_MaX 2002-12-06 11:00 AM

I can't see me having sex with a fat girl....
There is also the thing when you take the sperm from the guy and put it in the girl... I don't remember the name of that process.

Jamesadin 2002-12-06 11:02 AM

The world needs repopulation.. ;)

MiNi_MaX 2002-12-06 11:09 AM

True but let say you made alot of baby.. They are all 15-18 years old what do you do now !? Incest... Making them fucking each others... !? That would make some mental defective baby !? No !?

WetWired 2002-12-06 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MiNi_MaX
True but let say you made alot of baby.. They are all 15-18 years old what do you do now !? Incest... Making them fucking each others... !? That would make some mental defective baby !? No !?

It's really exccessive insest that causes that. If you have enough children, hopefully you will preserve most of the different genes you and your mate possess, but if you had say two children, then they had two children, and so on, you quickly reduce the varience of genes. What we learn from this: you better be turning out kids at a 1 every 9 months rate if you care about the survival of the species.

As for fat, there are no desk jobs when there are only two people in the world. Give it a year of hard labor hunting and gathering and building/working on a farm with you, and I'm sure the whole "she's too fat" problem goes away.

NOT-KR 2002-12-06 12:35 PM

This really hot girl tha sits beside em in one of my classes asked me once "WHat would you do if the world would en in 10minutes" i said i'd do crazy stuff and shit etc, then i ask her what she would do and she says "I'd have sex" and i say "well you can sex anytime you want w/o the world ending" and she looked at me like
;) and i was like :sex:

Grav 2002-12-06 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NOT-KR
This really hot girl tha sits beside em in one of my classes asked me once "WHat would you do if the world would en in 10minutes" i said i'd do crazy stuff and shit etc, then i ask her what she would do and she says "I'd have sex" and i say "well you can sex anytime you want w/o the world ending" and she looked at me like
;) and i was like :sex:

Then you woke up

NOT-KR 2002-12-06 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MiNi_MaX
I can't see me having sex with a fat girl....
There is also the thing when you take the sperm from the guy and put it in the girl... I don't remember the name of that process.

Fertilization





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LiveWire 2002-12-06 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WetWired
Quote:

Originally Posted by MiNi_MaX
True but let say you made alot of baby.. They are all 15-18 years old what do you do now !? Incest... Making them fucking each others... !? That would make some mental defective baby !? No !?

It's really exccessive insest that causes that. If you have enough children, hopefully you will preserve most of the different genes you and your mate possess, but if you had say two children, then they had two children, and so on, you quickly reduce the varience of genes. What we learn from this: you better be turning out kids at a 1 every 9 months rate if you care about the survival of the species.

As for fat, there are no desk jobs when there are only two people in the world. Give it a year of hard labor hunting and gathering and building/working on a farm with you, and I'm sure the whole "she's too fat" problem goes away.

You seem to know alot about this wetwired...... Need i say more:x lol


jk

!King_Amazon! 2002-12-06 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NOT-KR


Fertilization





http://bs33w.staffs.ac.uk/schools/sc...ogy/Chart1.gif

Actually it is artificial insemenation.

MiNi_MaX 2002-12-06 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by !King_Amazon!


Actually it is artificial insemenation.

Thank You
That's the name I was looking for !

fockingclucker 2002-12-23 05:17 AM

Ok now i just read the whole damn thing thinking about all the time put into it so now before i sleep i willl share my out look on the problem.first of all : Fat girls are like mopeds. fun to ride untill your friends catch you on one. secondly : YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS ;)

!King_Amazon! 2002-12-23 09:16 AM

That moped joke is really old.

crystiltormet 2003-01-14 03:36 PM

First of all it would be a guy I'm with, cause if i want to repopulate it would have to be and all you guys sound way too horny. lol

R@t-_-FiNkZ 2003-01-14 04:12 PM

yeah if it were a fat or ugly girl, i'm sure there would be a paper bag. =))))

mybrainhatesyou 2003-01-14 04:15 PM

in your case i dont think there would be a paper bag

R@t-_-FiNkZ 2003-01-14 04:36 PM

mike shut up

mybrainhatesyou 2003-01-14 04:47 PM

chill im just playing around

Hades-Knight 2003-01-14 05:12 PM

why do you dig up a 3month old thread?

Titusfied 2003-01-15 07:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crystiltormet
First of all it would be a guy I'm with, cause if i want to repopulate it would have to be and all you guys sound way too horny. lol


Thats because they are ALL virgins! Well, most of em at least, and admittedly too.

R@t-_-FiNkZ 2003-01-15 08:29 AM

haha go titus!!!


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