I feel uncomfortable...
 

http://springfieldil.craigslist.org/mis/3296718760.html
Someone is looking for me...
And I looked fucking awful, that day.

Get in touch and tell them to take a hike because they don't know the proper usage of "your/you're".

I was about to say that Lenny, thank you. I think you should get in touch and tell them you're a Satanist and you want to sacrifice them.

Fat chick guy.

This seems to be the average response, actually....

1. Contact
2. Get nudes
3. ????????
4. Profit. (Unless fatty)

All I can say is this: bwa ha ha ha ha!

You obviously missed the m4m part of the craigslist posting. It's a 30 year old dude that is looking for him.

Fail. :(

._.
yeah.
My gay uncle found the add, yesterday, and called me to make sure I hadn't gotten kidnapped or anything.

There's some lulz to be had here, Skurai.

The question is how to obtain said lols without getting kidnapped.

One could always say they were Skurai and message him and stuff.

That could likely be arranged.

I should interview him on Zelaron's behalf.
Or we could message him.
Either or.

Just contact these people and have them arrange a meet, 'cept you'll be the cute bait.



Just care to wear something extra goth. You should also have a back up plan in case it's actually an attractive female.

But... I'm 19. I don't think they technically count as a predator, do they?
That's the reason my whole family has been really upset. They're not sure if they can honestly call the police until after I get kidnapped.

Did you tell them that you are gay?

Yeah, but my girlfriend told them I was lying.
How's your girlfriend, btw?

Craigslist post is gone. What's the story here?

a 30 year old man saw me on the bus, took pictures, and wanted to hook up with me.
Someone stole pictures from my Tumblr and pretended to be me, cussing the guy out, as a wigger. It was pretty funny, actually.

I hate to say it, but I missed that last part.

Hahahaha yah that's pretty funny

It's fairly new. You can probably find it, now.

Links for the lazy?

It's gone, but it insulted my hair.
:( Which I am aware was very gross that day.

And did you actually take offense?

I'm very sensitive about my looks, actually.
Like, paranoid as fuck.

Likewise sir. I make light of it best I can though.

Shut up greaseball.

We do what we can. I'm dieting a lot, lately.