Same, but this is basically how he owned me:

Aim 1s Gay: So technically if I block you, you can't get acces to my computer at all.
BurritoIXI: rofl...
Aim 1s Gay signed off at XX:XX:XX.

Liar! XX:XX:XX isn't a time.

Oh.. wait.. dear God, (not Jehova, that bitch) did they steal.. TIME?!

Um... Thats pwnage? That sounds more like an IM argument with a 12 y/o. Oh wait....


I thought the Jews called "G-d" Yaweh.

What d3v meant to say was

http://img38.exs.cx/img38/86/game24ge.swf

Shit, I'm not racially aware!

Nope, you're just racist.

Lol! Omfg! Lol! Lol!

LOL!

The message you have entered does not contain significant content. Repeated bullshit posts will result in a ban.

I wish that filter would catch Zonalon's posts.

I wish my penis was 1/8 of an inch bigger...so I could fit in...:(:(:(:(:(:(...

Ya. That'd be cool. Although I just now figured out he's not at all annoying when your stoned.

I'm sorry that your penis is too small

Yeah, Lol...his posts just look like a bunch of letters.

Doesn't every post?

No, but I mean when your high and you try to read his long ass copied-and-paste posts you lose track of where you were lol...well atleast that's what happens w/ me with any post over 3 sentences.

Oh. That happens to me normally.

Cool...


EDIT: damn i lost count of what post I was reading :( :( :(...

Guess I have to start over at page 1 :(.

Why do you want your dick to be 0.125 inches long?

Have fun. See you in 7 months.

7 months? WTF!
No koas your right. All posts longer than 5 lines or so are a bother.

Unless they are trashing zonalon. I could read those all day long.

S
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That doesn't trash zonalon and is over 5 lines. Therefore, it is useless.

Souka? = Really?

Oh. Well then yes.

I Am So Fucking Bored

Do you play WC3?

No, I don't. I wouldn't mind playing some halo2 right now, but I don't have live, and the single player is boring after beating it a couple times. Plus, my Xbox is in the basement and my computer is in my room on the 2nd floor.

FAP! FAP! FAP! FAP!

Whats a fap?

I have no idea

Hey BeefCake, please inform us.

who the hell is beefcake?

Allright bedtime for me, I have to be up in 4 hours. Later.

FAP is the sound Kagom makes when watching the Animal Channel.

BeefCake is my mf sorc on DII.
Oh I didn't realize kagom had is own internet lingo, term. He must be proud.

I think I'm going to quit school...then move to another country.

Ooh ooh! Which country???

Better not be France...or Spain...they speak funny...

Bonjour madameoiselle. Nique toi.

OMG NO!!!!!!!!!!

NOT ZE FRENCH!!!!!!!!!!

Or the mademoiselle bit...he he he..je suis la fille la plus jolie qui ait jamais existe...

What?? Sure, I hate French vith ze passion, but 3 years of being forced to learn it does help slightly...

He he he...I used that (tu es la fille la plus jolie qui ait jamais existe) in convo recently...LOL...what was I thinking???

Too bad she can't understand German...but...