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btfw, lawlz, omg, teh butt seck><0rz
also, it's "Gibberish" not "Jibberish" |
It is what ever way I wish to say it.
However I want to spell it correctly then yes, Kagggom is correct. |
i is not a zagggon double :)
i is a spelling nazi :D |
OK mr. Jack. Gibberish it is.
Apparently longevity=100% is a wiggulsworth guy, but even I can't make that make sense. What the fuck was he saying? Gimme time and I will work it out. So you're a spelling nazi? Lucky you. They kinda threw me out when I became too good for them. Now I'm nomadic. Floating from forum to forum looking for people to translate and spell. Oh well. Hmm, german. I speak some German. Let's see: Frau, frau...Mrs. Luge........erm......luge, luge, LIE! Mrs. Grauman: That is a lie! My grandson... leibt...love mich..me. Mrs. Grauman: That is a lie! My grandson loves me! Klaus: He loves you not! he..would she...you...sooner dead person when still something see. He would still rather see you dead than anything. Can't be held off killing you, held = heigt. Erm... gehalten --> past tense halten = hold .'. held. Ich habe __________ gehalten. I have held ________ Totung = killing ihn = him I have held him off killing you at some oppurtunities. And you wissen = know And you know _________ zutreffen = to be correct ist zutreffend = is correct> dass? das? = that was = (of course, stupid Lenny) what And you know, that sage = saga And you know, that what saga I, is correct. What? That doesn't make sense. Lenny! *slaps wrists*. Rewrite it Lenny. Erm.... saga's are storis, legends. Hmm, blah blah blah, that what legend I, And you know, the legend what I, is correct. Argh, brain melt. Klaus: He loves you not. He would still rather see you dead than anything. I have held him off killing you at some oppurtunities. And you know, the Legend that I am is correct. She has his diaries? You have his diaries, his journals, you know No...sie haben...they have gerade = straight gelesen = past tense lesen = read .'. read Ihnen = (to) you liege = lie dass ich nicht zu = that i not too dass ich nicht zu Ihnen liege = that I would not lie to you. sie wissen gerade gelesen = you know straight read hmmm, I'd guess: you know damn straight? So altogether it is: Mrs. Grauman: That is a lie! My grandson loves me! Klaus: He loves you not. He would still rather see you dead than anything. I have held him off killing you at some oppurtunities. And you know, the Legend that I am is correct. They have his diaries, his journals, you know damn straight that I would not lie to you. Shit, my brain hurts. Woah, that's a lot of work. Well, Mr. Jack. Was I right? |
You know what, I can just imagine this scene.
Mrs. Grauman: Late 40's, early 50's woman --> married young, had babies young, kids grew up and had babies young, now they are grown up, grandson is 11 year old pyscho. Klaus: Suit. Some kind of government worker. Scene: Pouring rain, night time. Mrs. Grauman standing at one end of....place --> grassy area, Klaus at other end with umberella -> standing next to his parked car. Mrs. Grauman is soaked to the bone, screaming at Klaus. Hmm, what you calling this thing you're doing Kagom? |
Omg Pwned!!!!!!!
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Omfg So Madly Pwned!!!!!!!
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that was sorta fucked up my friend, but for the most part good :)
Mrs. Grauman: That is a lie! My grandson loves me! Klaus: He loves you not. He would still rather see you dead than anything. I have held him off from killing you at some oppurtunities. And you know, that what I say is correct. They have his diaries, his journals, you know damn straight that I would not lie to you. that's the full bit. |
ok, at that point, Klaus is in his car, calling up Frau Graumann, trying to find out where her son is. He wants to kill her son because this is a revenge story. It takes place throughout Europe.
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and it's just called "Deutsch Film" because it's a movie i'm writing for German.
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I like it so far.
Wow, I actually got most of it right. I'm surprised. Oh well. Hmm. I wonder...should I or should I not translate your current sig into German? Anyway, How come you've changed your sig??? |
I changed it because I liked this. I might change it later. But no need to translate my current sig to German :)
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What don't you want to call a black person, starts with a N end with a R, what is it?
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Neighbor, it's neighbor.
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Howdy boys and girls, and welcome to Mr. Robinson's Neighborhood
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Why hello there.
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Hello thar, butt secks? lawlz.
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lawlz yo :D
my mom is a big fat bitch, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world, she's a big ol' bitch if there ever was a bitch, she's a bitch to all the boys and girls :D |
Want to tell us some more old info?
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Yo momma's so fat,
she makes Free Willy look like a tic tac Yo momma's so fat, when she walked in front of the TV I missed 3 commercials Yo momma's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale Yo momma's so fat, when she steps on the scale it says one at a time please Yo momma's so fat, when she steps on the scale it says sorry we don't do livestock Yo momma's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she gets and estimate Yo momma's so fat, at a restaurant when they give her the menu she replies " yes Please" Yo momma's so fat, when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her back in the water. Yo momma's so fat, when she went to get a water bed, they put a blanket across Lake Michigan. Yo momma's so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittle's fell out. Yo momma's so fat, when she tiptoes, everyone yells "Stampede!" Yo momma's so fat, she makes sumo wrestlers look anorexic. Yo momma's so fat, she makes Big Bird look like a rubber duck. Yo momma's so fat, when she wore a shirt with an AA on it, people thought it was American Airlines biggest jet. Yo momma's so fat, Dr. Martens had to kill 3 cows just to make her a pair of shoes. Yo momma's so fat, when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps. Yo momma's so fat, she can't stay on a basketball court for three seconds without getting called for a key violation. Yo mama so fat, that she climbed Mt. Fuji with one step. Yo momma's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side. Yo momma's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips. Yo mama' so fat, she's 36-24-36... but that's her forearm, neck, and thigh! Yo momma's so fat, they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through. Yo momma's so fat, she can lay down and stand up and her height doesn't change. Yo momma's so fat, the horse on her Polo shirt is real. Yo momma's so fat, when she runs she makes the CD player skip... at the radio station. Yo momma's so fat, her belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine. Yo momma's so fat, all the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Momma" Yo momma's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton. Yo momma's so fat, instead of wide leg jeans, she wears wide load. Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down. Yo momma's so fat, when I said I wanted "Pigs in a blanket" she got back in bed. Yo momma's so fat, when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 5 years to live. Yo momma's so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth. Yo momma's so fat, she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her. Yo momma's so fat, a picture of her fell off the wall! Yo momma's so fat, her picture takes two frames. Yo momma's so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard. Sorry. Great oppurtunity. Couldn't miss it. |
For every "Yo mama's a bitch" joke made directly at me will earn you one USD.
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Yo momma's a bitch? 1 USD. What about 1 GBP???
Whatever (USD/GBP) your on. |
One so far:
Yo mama such a bitch, she interned for Clinton. |
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Best one out of the bunch. :haha: |
He he. Gotta put these in:
Yo momma so fat, her waist is bigger than her IQ. Yo momma so ugly, I could only tell it was a face 'coz of the ears. Yo momma so fat, that when she went out in a yellow coat, the schoolkids shouted "The schoolbus is here!". Yo mamma so fat when she tries to roll out of bed in the morning she rocks herself back to sleep. Yo momma so ugly, that when I went to the zoo, the zookeepers said thanks for bringing the bitch back. Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized. Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller. Yo momma's so fat, she used the interstate for a slip, and slid. Yo momma's so fat, The National Weather Agency assigns names to her farts. Yo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn". Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE! Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too. Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors. Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for the new world. Yo momma's so, fat she plays pool with the planets. Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions! Yo momma's so fat, the telephone company gave her two area codes! Yo momma's so fat, her feet need license plates! Yo momma's so fat, people jog around her for exercise! Yo momma's so fat her Highschool picture is taken on airfoto. Yo momma's so fat, when she ran out into the road in front of me, I tried to swerve round, but ran out of petrol. Yo momma's so fat that after sex I rolled over twice and I was still on the bitch. Yo momma so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl. Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ! Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved! Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order! Yo momma so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone! Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money! Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight! Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund! Yo momma so stupid she took a cup to see Juice. And that's enough for today. |
yeah...I fucking lied about that :D
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Aww...so I don't get no USD???
Lenny sad. Lenny go sniffle in cup of coffee now. |
send nekked pix
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bend over bitch, you're mine now!
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I'll Fight you for him.
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yeah if your going to fight for him.... you might as well die
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you can have him!
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or you can all die
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stfu and give me pleasure.
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would you mind me shoving a gun up your ass and shooting you so you die
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Can I????
Oh, oh. 4 question marks. Not a good day. |
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