I'm always the same when I go camping... wakes up and can't remember where I am.

This toaster's gotta go back!

WARNING: DATES IN CALENDARS ARE CLOSER THAN THEY APPEAR.

W...t...f...? lol

Wisconsin barbecues the largest burger, a 5,520-pounder.

Warning, gay people will try to touch your penis if you're not careful!

I wish my 'shlong' was like that.

Wisconsin! REPRESENTIN! HELL YEAHZ!

Eat like a star, or eat a star? Micheal Jordan is pictured on a box of Wheaties cereal during 1988.

Who cares? Lol

hes a fag

So why would I eat his stuff?

A man walks nervously into a field where a bull is grazing. He spies a farmer on the other side of the fence and asks, "Is this bull safe?" The farmer replies, "He's as safe as can be; but I can't say the same for you."

Yep. Is like adding a new chapter to "to Kill a Mocking Bird", a great American literiture.

The Apple II is the first PC sold to the public. (Macintosh later beats Granny as the trademark name.)

Succes Tip: The next time you get mad or upset, put yourself on pause and think about how you want to respond first.

Priortize and manage your time so that your first things come first, not last.

The movie Titanic sinks $3 million dollars into the biggest film stunt budget ever.

Two week's of jogging and so far I've made the front door.

This year I'm going to finish off the basement of my house!