LIES!!

yes...all liES

emmmmmph

Were you ever raped by Matrix Cow? I was.... It hurt.

Do you know Mickey Mouse? He touched my wee-wee.

have u seen that thing...it is fuckin hillarious

Did you ever sit on Santa Claus's lap? I did once and he had a boner.

that...is...weird how ud remember that

/color] tried touching me and I gouged his eyes out with a spork.[COLOR=PINK]Ronald McDonald[

I do not want to picture Santa Claus with a boner. ;.; For heaven's sake, I know the guy! He used to bowl with my dad!

WTF is going on with my post?

newayz have u seen mootrix?

So? My mom played Tennis with Jack the Ripper.

i wanna be mod

actually...i wanna be dictator for life

No I haven't. Have you seen "I was a Teenage Cotton Swab in Mr. Spook's Haunted Ear Museum; The Mini=series?

I want to be Admin!

u have 2 see the mootrix...its funny

MAKE ME ONE1111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'll make sure Sen stays on Zel. I'll use persuasion. SEXUAL PERSUASION.

i wanna be admin 2,...but i will nvr be

id be a good admin

Die all of you. And, mjordan, I mean right now.

as i have said b4...im alive as long as u...so i can piss u off

I exist so that I can make your existence a living hell.

Before I joined Zel, I used to rob babies.























Got some good stuff too.

candy?!?!

Virginity.

I stole their forekskin.

I'm gettin' off tonight. See ya tomorrow.

l8r dude

Yes?

I am an Admin!!!
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Of Naked Killers -)nK(- Server on CS 1.6, Stop by sometime. Our server has less people because of 1.10 D2X.

I got it today. Some amazing stuff right there. I was able to use most of that ADMIN power by slaying a hacker and then kicking him. I even did TheStryker (SlapMe)'s super trick of slapping yourself fast and then expoding like fireworks! :)

I only got the LEVEL 1 ADMIN as I call it because I payed only $5. If I had paid $10, then who knows what I could have done to those hackers! I also wanted to put godmode on Shaeden and let him run after people with his knife out lol. I did that once when BMason gave me god mode. But then he turned it off and my head got AWP'd off.

I still can't figure out what is wrong with Steam at the moment. I keep getting this message :

This server is using an older version (46) than your clien.


No comprendo.

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Linkin Park - Papercut
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I wish I had Final Fantasy 8 intact still. Boy, I loved those days of soaring around in the Ragnarok, fighting the monsters on the "Island closest to Hell" and "Island closest to Heaven". Man, those were the days. I didn't have a care in the world. I was so happy. And then 9/11 came around.

Good For YOou.

Now...