Rishi's Left Hand : What do you want??

Rishi's Right Hand : No, you are suppose to say, "Girl Scouts with Cookies who?"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rishi's Left Hand : ...Girl Scouts with Cookies who.

Rishi's Right Hand : I know a girl who is in a group called Girl Scouts with cookies!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

Rishi's Left Hand : ...So....that means...you DON'T have any cookies...then?

Rishi's Right Hand : Yeah, I don't have any cookies. It was part of the game!

Rishi's Left Hand : Ok then. I got a "game" for you. What has to pipes, a trigger, and can scream?

Rishi's Right Hand : Uh...a toliet?

Rishi's Left Hand : *EHHH* Wrong! The answer was...me with a shotgun screaming, "GET THE F**K OFF MY LAWN YOU LITTLE B***H!". *Cocks shotgun*

^_^ ok im less hyper
Current Song
Dimmu Borgir - Hybrid Stigmata

i fear pop music

Current Song
Final Fantasy X - The Final Battle

Stop it.

My sister is horrified of spiders. She'll scream like a banshee if she see's one. And I'll just pick it up and flush it.

Hell, she's like that with ANY sort of insect. She was even afraid of a damn Walking Stick bug. >:-T

hmmmm, whats the record so far?

Look

Chikamoumou

Sexueller Fleischfresser des Elefanten

Gahl... WHEN WILL MY PENIS ASSEND TO THE LEVEL OF SUPER SAIYAN????

This sucks....

Hey wait, if Goku had sex with Chichi, shouldn't he have like killed with his dick?







I think way outside the box.

did you guys know there is actually a work for being scared of open places??

i guess those type of people like sleeping in a trunk and or closet O_o

im scared of bugs like crazy man.... >.<
i think im actually more scared of heights than anything but i dont mean roller coaster height cuz thats not the height i mean thats wussy height i mean like sears tower height >.<

in this thread cant i spam to my hearts content?

like do double posting more than double the time of a double post??

Oh man. I love heights! It's a shame I always tend to fall.

I agree with Silverjinx18, drowning (or any means of death caused by suffocating) would be the worst way to go, and the only cause of death that I fear.
Other than that... My only other fear is of spiders... But we wont get into that again! *Shivers*

I already know that suffocating is the most frightening thing you can experience. o.o I almost drowned once. That and I was nearly choked to death. x.x

nope generally most things good have the color pink in them

my biggest fear is of these: :flipper:


Thats right... you can never tell when they are happy or sad, they are emotionless....


im also afraid of relationships

I'm afraid of insects.

Heheheheeee...hahaaa...PH34R TEH PENGUINS!

And what the hell is so frightening about insects? I don't get it. Very few of them are actually harmful.

Pink is the most frightening color in the world. A friend of mine gave me a pink beanie kitten for my graduation present. I took off the name tag (Carnation), and renamed it Satan. Cute things are evil. You should always phear cute things.

ph34r

EXACTLY! God I love that comic. You should always be wary of teh cute ones. They will murder you in your sleep.

This includes small children and infants. And Kittens. Because Kittens kill.

Its like the guy's wife in Guam, I think, that cut off his dick and tied tied it to a balloon and let it float away.

Why does that sound so familiar?

My sister did it.

I think I heard a story like that in a story. Or on TV. It was kinda freaky, and kinda funny at the same time.

How do you think they got it down?









Hookers on a trampoline.

For the guys:

Out of curiousity, if someone came at your genitals with a sharp object, how afraid would you be?

I would be somewhat scared. But my friend wouldn't be cuz its so small it would miss....

Ouch. If someone came at me with anything pointy aimed at my genitals I'd be freaked out. Damn, that would hurt.