Right. Anyway....

...I forgot what I was going to say. Damn.

lol

Wait nevermind.

So, is anyone related to a felon like I am? Haw haw haw.

My uncle went to prison in the 60's for selling cocaine.

My sister-in-law forged checks. She was just caught today. Go figure?

That and she wrote bad checks that bounced.

And she stole money from my dad.

And her own dad.

Oi.

um fuck you?

:eek:

*blink* Fuck me? But that's impossible to do over the internet! You'd have to come and visit me! And that will never happen, because I'll never give you my address!

Heh.

Internet fucking happens all the time... somewhere in the world there's a 35 year old male trucker with a mullet who is internet pregnant from a lying man.

Oh the mental image that brings me.

I have the sudden urge to crawl into a hole and never come out again.

Militant lesbians

well...u and raz can cyber...than he wouldve cyber-fucked u

Naw. I'm not into stuff like that anymore.

Except maybe with females. That I would consider.

I have an insane fear of sandpaper.

Sandpaper and rejected pervy evil muses.

You and i, need to get toghether. Want my cell O_o?

Wow Sov, jump on the cell phone bandwagon... hell yeah.

*giggle* Maybe later, y0. I'd have to steal my dad's phone card.

Lesbians are cool.

I'm not a lesbian! o.o


...Not totally, anyway.

Whether you are or not... they are still cool.

Yes. I must agree with you. They are indeed cool.

But I find gay/bi men to be cooler.

Argh.

LoL. Man. The reactions I get when I say stuff like that.

Priceless.

Sandpaper? Were you attacked by an angry mob of carpenters as a child?

A quiz told me I was afraid of sandpaper and I agreed for no apparent reason. How about that?

YOU ARE AFRAID OF HUMAN HAIR.

Did it work?

No. It wasn't in the form of a Quiz.

Sorry.

Okay, answer this question: do you like or dislike marinara?









If you answered yes, YOU ARE AFRIAD OF HUMAN HAIR.

If you answered no, YOU ARE AFRIAD OF MIDGETS.

Did that work?

I was afraid of midgets to begin with. So haha!

Then obviously you dislike marinara. The two are inseparable.

Am I answering yes to "Do I like or dislike marinara?" because that would yeild an impossible answer... "Yes, I like or dislike marinara."

I'm going to kill you with more chainsaws than you can count.

I dislike Marinara. Indeed I do.

And please stop confusing yourself, because you're confusing me in the process.

I count an infinite amount of chainsaws...

I am blind to chainsaws, therefore I cannot be harmed by them.

Hah! The chainsaws are just there to confuse you while I poison your donuts!

Ha! I do not have donuts! I have bagels! You have been tricked, trickster!

im fuckin drunk

Drunks are funny because they act stupid. Are you going to act stupid? Will I need popcorn for this free show?