I like Deadmau5...

I have MRSA.

I have worn the same clothes for over a week and now they smell like arm pit...
;(

Sometimes I wish I could just play video games, like my friends do... but I've got so much work I need to do. T_T

My laptop shut off in the middle of something last night because of a dead battery

Work messed up my paychecks...

I sit down all day (paramedic for Governor's Island renovation) and my chair is uncomfortable :(
I told them to get me a hammock but they said no because there are some about 200 feet from my office.

What is Thor?

I can't technical write for shit. I love writing in the passive voice, and it's banned in the technical field.

I have scabies.

ew .

I have work in the morning.

Yeeeeup. :(

Hoping for a new job..... but leaving my second family behind :(

I just got back from a trip and I think I may have caught a cold from someone in the airport.

I swear my mom's going insane.

I come here to talk shit to Thanatos and he isn't here.

Yeah, those Marlins...!

My girlfriend is a staunch Republican who is complely uneducated in politics. Wat do?

Got a new friend. He's a adamant Republican who it's impossible to have even a political discussion with because he doesn't even know what he's talking about.