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Twitter is STALKING ME!

I joined *shudder* to enter a competition to win an HTC Hero, and within five minutes of registering *shudder* I have two followers! WTF?!

Does anyone have an eLongbow?

I AM NOT A PEDOPHILE!!! :mad:

Why am I bothering with Virtual Monkeys, Ant Farms and text-to-speech programs? The best way to get people using what I've made is to build a Twitter client... Powers help me. :(

I've got to get to bed early, and want to get some programming done... maybe it's not the best time to start watching The Royal Tenenbaums.

Tomorrow, I think.

I liked my coffee black, just like my metal!! :eek:

I want to know where my four posts for the night have come from - I can't remember the first three at all. :confused:

I just realized that Lenny is 3 posts away from having 14,000 posts and that I just hit 2,800 posts.

i forget how many i have

I just realized the my boobs are going to be fucking huge when I have kids. No joke...

Mmmm... wireless internet browsing on my phone. I feel modern! :D

I also wonder about the sanity of some app developers.

I'm really Giddy and happy about my new Icon! :grin::jump:

What all happened last night?

Wonder if I should call in to work...

I'm goin' to tha fair! :eek:

Contemplating whether or not I want to go to the Kings of Leon concert.

Some people are too young to be that far up themselves!

Who's the Kings of Leon????

I can't help but think that Skurai is shitting us.

Still...

Believe it or not, this time I wasn't. I had never heard of them.

New Age music is relaxing. Mmm...

Why do Africans play so rough at soccer? Reverse racism?

I believe that they feel they've got something to prove. Some of the most hard-working football players in the EPL are all African. Indeed, [Burnley's] best defender is a new signing, Andre Bikey, who comes from Cameroon. He and Clarke Carlisle are amazing in defense.

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I want to know why my Internet connection keeps cutting out every five minutes. We're at the start of a month, so it's not like I've hit my cap yet...

Cap? You have a Cap? :confused:

gah you idiot ... he has only a certian set amount that he can download before his internet goes

Nitrous oxide is the shit... besides the whole passing out part.

I will not post anymore today

Fail. :(

Is the humidity going to stick around until the weather cools off?

I've been having some odd dreams lately, but for the life of me I can't remember them...

Omg!
Ok, so I was in a hausted house, but a murderer was there, and I was "on the case" trying to find him, but I didn't want to cause an uproar, so I was on a tour of the house, and me and my friend Billy got trapped in a room with Bleachers (Like, at a school, or something), and a Fat kid was on my legs, sleeping, and so I asked Billy to get me down and he jumped up to get me, and I grabbed his foot (somehow), and we fell and he landed on his head and it moved like Jello, and we landed safely, and these two Black guys on the Bleachers made fun of us like "Man, how you gonna have yo head be doin' that?" and we told them it was easy, and so they jump down, and the tall one had a Green Power ranger suit on, suddenly, and the Fat one had a Pink one, and they both jump up and land on there heads, and squish like Jello, and than I woke up.

Stop talking to yourself jamer321

Give me more money.

Two weeks of work left! It's been a slow eight weeks, until I look back, in which case it's gone by very quickly!

The scariest thought of all is that before I know it, I'll have graduated... actually no. The scariest thought is that I'm going to be twenty in four months. :eek:

After this morning, I seriously considered tearing out my uterus.

Nah. Just meet a nice, black man. He'll do it for you for free!

I'd wait a couple days, perhaps a week before trying to attract one though.

Yeahh...It should be safe to start looking on Sunday...

My internets died, so I ahev to use my friends! :(

I wonder if I'm actually going to be able to do my Service Coordinator courses on Thursday...

FFS, Orange! Why must you make us wait to get an update that the rest of the world has had for days? :(