Guilty.

Ever accidentally squeezed a family member's boob?

Not guilty.

Ever stole something from a teacher?

Probobly guilty

Ever masturbated in public?

Not guilty.. never masterbated anywhere.


Ever get caught masterbating by your mom/dad?

Not Guilty.

Ever posted in the World Record Thread?

Guilty x 116.

Ever spied on somebody?

Kinda guilty. it wasnt on purpose


Ever heat on someone?

What in Hell is that supposed to mean?

Ever written a question that makes no sense?

Probably Guilty.


Ever steal tip money from other tables at a restaurant?

Fraid not. Not Guilty.

Ever laugh when reading a post at Zelaron?

Guilty.


Ever watched 'Queer Eye for the Straight Guy'?

Not Guilty.

Half u evr writen lick a n00by?

not guilty?


ever laugh so hard you peed your pantes?

That's one I can safely say not guilty too.

Ever fail a course in school/college/university?

Guilty. Three to be exact before I started my special schooling where I not only caught up but instead went way ahead.

Ever eaten cheese in the dark before?

Guilty actually. that polly-o string cheese is good shit


Ever eat 2 foods that sound really nasty together?

Guilty. Mackerel and soured milk.

Ever been proud of, or considered yourself better than others because of your personality disorders?

If you count megalomania as a personality disorder, then guilty.


Ever gorged yourself on a single type of food to the point of regret?

Guilty, about once a month i do that


Ever purposly spill something on someone?

Guilty. More of a pouring action; bastard should've never burnt me with his cig.


Ever set off fireworks indoors?

guilty


ever have a roman candle fight?

Guilty.


Ever been to Europe?

Not guilty :( (yet)


Ever been to Florida?

Guilty. What a shithole.

Ever been out of the country?

Already asked? Not guilty


Ever have you whole family go on vacation and leave you home alone for a week?

Not Guilty. Childhood memories for you?


Ever woken up in the hospital not knowing what happened?

Guilty. Drank too much


have a pocket knife that you carry around all the time?

Not Guilty.

Ever meet a crazy foreign person, who is confused about why they are where they are?

Guiltyyyyy


Ever spend every single day after school doing something stupid?

Guilty.

Ever spend every single day DURING school doing something stupid?

Not Guilty.

Ever bring a Laptop to the school and hack their pathetic WEP Security?

Not Guilty, I used their own computers.

Have you ever hooked up with one of your friend's current boyfriend/girlfriend?

not guilty



have you ever spamed a message area

Guilty, but it was my bot technically and not me as well as it was someone else's script.

Edit: Woops.

Have you ever eaten waffles with hot sauce?

Not Guilty.

Ever walked in on anybody having sex?

Not guilty.

Have you ever had a toothpick in your mouth and then accidentally get it pushed in and inside your cheek?

{ It's an awfully specific question huh? Well, that's because I did that. }

Guilty, I used to do it all the time when toothpicks were a fad....

Ever tried to get a girl or guy drunk so that you can take advantage of them?

Not Guilty.

They get drunk of their own free will. ;)

And following on from that one... ever taken advantage of a drunk guy/gal?

a few times but then again i am an ex-convict. hehe