thx to whats his face

The Pox

Nobody likes to get the pussy pox. Some doctors say you should rub your butthole with sexy lotion, while others say that a sexy bath is best. However, what I think works casually is a combination of vitamin E and warm pussies. When I fucked the pox, I rarely got out of the vagina. I was fucking all the time. I never want to fast like that again!

just a little humor

here is another one

The Tale of My Alien Abduction

I was in a bar watching the game with my two roommates. I guess I had one too many beers, because I fell off my pussy. I left my roommates and started fucking home. Suddenly, I was blinded by a bright light and someone pulled me into a gay penis. I drifted in and out of consciousness and only remember feeling fucking instruments poking into me. Somehow I woke up in my own bed, gayly hung over. I realized I must have been the victim of an alien abduction! I got out of bed, tripping over my pussies, and saw that I had a fuckhead tattooed on my arm. I wanted to run to the police to report my alien abduction, but then my roommates were standing over me laughing, and I realized they were the ones who had abducted me - to a tattoo parlor!

ha ha me so funny:]

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yeah that's because your not talking to me

damn stright:D

but maybe in a little while

it takes me a while to bust a nut.

it seems that the harder i try, the longer it takes

did u we register on the same day?

i wonder what is the world record thread.

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this is goin' to be a long night

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i wish my penis was like 3 inches longer