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Randuin 2003-01-28 08:56 PM

i already have, but i'm sure i need to tell you about it because you haven't gotten laid yet

Randuin 2003-01-28 08:56 PM

i already have, but i'm sure i need to tell you about it because you haven't gotten laid yet

Squirt 2003-01-28 08:56 PM

my ex g/f i'm going out with her, so blow me, you perverted wanking fag

Kingof2v1 2003-01-28 08:56 PM

k*

Tai 2003-01-28 08:56 PM

*stirs* Who wants curry?

Randuin 2003-01-28 08:56 PM

anyone else sick of that bitch? btw tai no one likes to read ur grotesque methods of preparing a human for dinner :D

Randuin 2003-01-28 08:56 PM

anyone else sick of that bitch? btw tai no one likes to read ur grotesque methods of preparing a human for dinner :D

Kingof2v1 2003-01-28 08:57 PM

Randuin

Tai 2003-01-28 08:57 PM

*puts on apron, and takes a large pair of butching pliars and a shearing knife* Time to remove the shoulders.

Randuin 2003-01-28 08:57 PM

perverted? i don't think that's the correct term... you need to work on your volcabulary bud

Randuin 2003-01-28 08:57 PM

perverted? i don't think that's the correct term... you need to work on your volcabulary bud

Kingof2v1 2003-01-28 08:57 PM

Hi.

Squirt 2003-01-28 08:57 PM

you only wish that were so...and i'm sure no one would touch a ugly looking fag like yourself, please don't get near anyone thats sane, they just might die from the sight of you

Randuin 2003-01-28 08:57 PM

what is it king?

Randuin 2003-01-28 08:57 PM

what is it king?

Tai 2003-01-28 08:58 PM

Mm by the time I'm done you'll wonder what it was made of in the first place! :D

Kingof2v1 2003-01-28 08:58 PM

That's so raven.

Randuin 2003-01-28 08:58 PM

you don't even know what i look like, now i know why ur ex-gf dumped you

Randuin 2003-01-28 08:58 PM

you don't even know what i look like, now i know why ur ex-gf dumped you

Kingof2v1 2003-01-28 08:58 PM

I said Randuin Hi.
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Tai 2003-01-28 08:59 PM

*slices open the inner sides of the scapula, places the blade underneatht he shoulder blade, and cutting up into the neck*

Squirt 2003-01-28 08:59 PM

well it is correct so shut the fuck up

Kingof2v1 2003-01-28 08:59 PM

Do you believe? We got a PIcture Perfect plan

Tai 2003-01-28 09:00 PM

*places tools down, attaches the arm to a large iron device, and proceeds to saw through the elbow*

Kingof2v1 2003-01-28 09:00 PM

^_^^^_^_^__^:bored:

Squirt 2003-01-28 09:00 PM

lmfao dumped me? naw, i left because i wanted to be with someone else, and found out at the end i really didnt lol

Kingof2v1 2003-01-28 09:00 PM

I'm Leaving.. Bye

Tai 2003-01-28 09:00 PM

*the forearm drops to the ground, with a disturbing "k-shink" sound as it tears through the last bit of flesh*

Squirt 2003-01-28 09:01 PM

you know what just shut the fuck up alright, you're just some dumb shit child and you bore me now go wank off to gay porn bitch

Squirt 2003-01-28 09:02 PM

lol Tai you really are twisted :P

Tai 2003-01-28 09:02 PM

*takes large cutting knife, inserts it into the skin, and slices up to the ribcage, and up to the top of the shoulder, then back down and to the elbow - procedes to peal away the skin, revealing various fat collections and muscles*

Tai 2003-01-28 09:03 PM

Ah hush, you'll make a delicious meal. I haven't had noob in ages. Can't wait to put you into the boiling cauldron.

Tai 2003-01-28 09:04 PM

*takes a wool brush, and wipes and picks away fat collections, then taking a smaller knife, surgically removes various muscle clusters on the arm*

Tai 2003-01-28 09:05 PM

*lays the strained and dismembered muscles down flat on the board, and peddles a device on the ground, lowering a flattening panel from above to press the muscles into fine sheets*

Tai 2003-01-28 09:06 PM

*raises panel, seasons flattened muscle beds, flips them over, reseasons and presses again*

Squirt 2003-01-28 09:07 PM

noob? lol fuck you

Squirt 2003-01-28 09:07 PM

dont make me call my ex on you she'd get a chain saw and cut off your nads to begin with

Tai 2003-01-28 09:08 PM

*returns to the shoulder, places the saw against the collar and shoulder blade bone, removing the arm completely*

Squirt 2003-01-28 09:08 PM

lol :P

Tai 2003-01-28 09:09 PM

*throws mangled arm bones into the trashcan, and places the forearm on the table and procedes to skin it, and peal away muscles up to 3 inches above the wrist*


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