Not Guilty.

Ever not, not, not, not, do, not, not, do, not, do kiss a peace of cheese.

I don't kiss cheese.


Ever try to confuse someone, and fail miserably?

Not Guilty. I doubt failed!

Ever get confused and just couldn't answer a question?

Not guilty. I answered it.


Ever dance outside in the rain then have to go to some sort of practice?

Not Guilty. I've only had to go to a pratice in the rain, no dancing though.

Ever just quickly keep coming up with questions to raise post count?

Not guilty. I'd consider it mindless spam if I saw a person repeatedly doing it. And if the repeatedly spam, then a ban it is. :)

Ever eaten pet food because there was nothing else in the house?

Not guilty. I ate pet food as a dare.


Ever eat baby food over the age of 10?

Guilty, but I was kidnapped and had no choice.


Ever set someone's hair on fire?

Not guilty, but i have watched someone set their own hair on fire


Ever date someone taller than you?

Not Guilty - never dated.

Ever done something stupid for cash?

Guilty


Ever cry yourself to sleep

How did you know? Not Guilty.

Ever take a pillow and almost suffocate someone while their sleeping? That's horrible if you do.

Well whaddya know, Not Guilty!

Ever taken it upon your superior self to judge others?

Guilty. Not often, but sometimes i slip up


Ever spit in someones food/drink?

Guilty, but it was a joke and told them before any digesting would potentially occur.



Ever kick someone in the balls? :(


:cry:

Not Guilty. I couldn't do that to a fellow man, I know how much it hurts.

Ever get knocked up-side the head with a blunt object?

Guilty.


Ever get kicked in the nuts for something you completely deserved, and still complain about it?

Def not guilty.

Ever do a backflip? :)

Half Guilty. I managed to get horizontal with my back facing down... and I kind of ran out of air. Splat.

Ever break a bone attempting an acrobatic move?

Guiltyyyyy. i broke my face on beam. no joke. the actual face bone


Ever break a bone doing something incredibly stupid (ex, pogosticking...)

Guilty. Trying to show off jumping stairs with my rollerblades like 13 years ago...



Ever break someone else's bone on purpose.

Guilty. exboyfriends nose. he deserved much more....


Ever hit a girl?

If stupid means allowing to be pushed on a sliding peice of payground equipment by people weighing 10 times your weight when put together, guilty as charged.

I flew pretty far.

Have you ever lied to an old widow?

@TH: Not guilty. I don't hit my wimmens. :3

And I didn't see the new page my bad. To get this back on track I won't make a new question, last one's in my last post.

/idiot

Yea, my grandma lol


Ever eat entirely too much sugar right before you need to get some rest cuase you have a HUGE calculus test otmorrow?!?!!?!

Not Guilty. Not even in Calculus.

Ever suck on something other than a drink, candy, or ice?

I'm not sure, but probably guilty realistically speaking. Maybe some other food.

Ever got on my nerves? (Hint: the answer is guilty.)

Must be guilty.


Ever got on my nerves?

prob guilty.


ever try really hard to be someone else?

Not Guilty - the prospect of getting the hair right was too daunting. :(

Ever stolen someone elses shoes just to test the theory about walking a mile in them?

Not Guilty I'm affraid.

Ever ask an odd question, not for laughs?

Guilty


Ever get really excited over a stupid coincidence?

Not Guilty.

Do You believe that the forums went really slow today (3/12/08)?

Not guilty. Only a bit slower than usual. I'm saving really slow for when there's a worldwide power outage.

Have you ever told a teacher to suck your cock?

Guilty, actually.


Ever bite your nails?

Guilty.

Ever bite your tounge really hard so that you couldn't speak?

Not guilty


Ever accidentally stab someone?

Not... Guilty..? I accidentally stabbed some people before, but nothing that caused injury.

Ever kill an animal by means of ignorance?

Fraid not, never killed any. Not Guilty.

Ever eat stake and fall in love with it so much so that you want more, and more, and just keep wanting it; Then it becomes blan tasting because you ate it too much?

Not guilty, never eaten a stake. Wood isn't very tasty.

Ever make a typo on something major (essay, resume, etc)?