Ouch. That hurt on the inside. Right next to my spleen.

Prolly got kidney stones =O.

I LOVE kidney stones. They make my penis feel special.

Pissing shattered glass is pleasant!

Schools are safer now that the students carry guns.

And Bush is a uniter, not a divider.

Uniting everyone in war. x_x.

Soon to be invited: Iran!

What about N. Korea? We need a good game of Rock, Paper, Scissors.

Rock, Paper, Scissors, Thermonuculear Warhead.

Well, since this war was over years ago we should be good to go right? We don't untold thousands of troops in Iraq anymore, right? =O.

Apparently you do. There are some big, bad, nasty bad people who want to explode the shit out of us all in various creative ways, often involving them, a car, some explosives, and a target.

And get their 72 crystal clear raisens!