Yeah, but at least I get to fuck chicks and give them STDs!!!

What>?!

so what is your favorite STD that you are currently carrying?

Right now, its the HIV, but the crabs are a nice attachment. The look on the chicks face when you go, oh by the way, you have crabs is priceless. Then she starts looking for them and i laugh. thats when i leave my "thanks for joining the HIV club" card on the table and run for my life.















This is just purely a joke

This is always good to know.

what that i transmit the HIV or that im joking?

He's not joking. He is not being honest with you.

So then that means?

Hes going to jail.

Hey, if she doesn't ask, I don't have to tell! Just because I've literally infected 28 bitches with the HIV, doesn't mean I'm a bad person does it? I actually thoroughly enjoy sending them a black rose afterwards and informing them of their new infliction! Good stuff.



















This is purely serious.

To bad for you then.

Yea the HIV is nothing to joke about... no wait, i already did that.

No, your not a bad person till u hit 45 bitches.

Well, I hit (fuck) 45 year old bitches that I pick up at the bar, does that count?

With weapons or just fists? If you hit them with a baseball bat or something I'll count it.

I give u a 10.

Glory, your sig is quite possibly the gayest thing I have read. Wow. I'm impressed, you lowered yourself to a whole new level of Zelaron shame.

Nah, not me Thats what Gruesome sent me.

Oh, excuse me then, Gruesome! Bad job with that sig!

I like my cigs, I smoke Marlboro Lights.....