If I'm innocent 'til proven guilty,' why can't I buzz off to Australia and you let me know how things turn out?

9 of the 10 most venomous snakes are to be found in Australia.

9 of the 10 most venomous snakes are to be found in Australia.

I'm not the world's greatest cook but i think you'll enjoy my cornflakes.

There is a wire-fence in Queensland, Australia, which is 6ft high, and 3347 miles long

There is a wire-fence in Queensland, Australia, which is 6ft high, and 3347 miles long

Hospital regulations. You gotta wear the straps while I read the bill.

The Marquis of Halifax writes, 'The vanity of teacing doth oft tempt man to forget he is a blockhead.'

In Milan, Italy, there is a law that requires a smile on the face of all citizens at all times. Exemptions include time spent visiting hospitals or attending funerals. The fine is $100 if they are seen without a smile on their face

In Milan, Italy, there is a law that requires a smile on the face of all citizens at all times. Exemptions include time spent visiting hospitals or attending funerals. The fine is $100 if they are seen without a smile on their face

Fashion in the U.S. during the late 1950s had interesting restrictions. Women's trousers usually had side fastenings, as front zippers for women were considered "naughty."

Fashion in the U.S. during the late 1950s had interesting restrictions. Women's trousers usually had side fastenings, as front zippers for women were considered "naughty."

If people didn't rob banks, how are they gonna pay their fee to prove them innocence?

The ice cream cone was introduced in 1904 at the St. Louis World Fair when a waffle vendor rolled waffles into the shape of a cone for an ice cream vendor at an adjoining booth

The ice cream cone was introduced in 1904 at the St. Louis World Fair when a waffle vendor rolled waffles into the shape of a cone for an ice cream vendor at an adjoining booth

Free-moving liquid in outer space will form itself into a sphere, because of its surface tension

Free-moving liquid in outer space will form itself into a sphere, because of its surface tension

Lemon sharks grow a new set of teeth every two weeks. They grow more than 24,000 new teeth every year

Lemon sharks grow a new set of teeth every two weeks. They grow more than 24,000 new teeth every year

If people are so dead-set against gambling, how come they're still in the marriage business?