This one time, at band camp, I stuck a tuba in my arse.

This one time, at band camp, I stuck a tuba in my arse.

There are exactly 1,048576 bytes in one megabyte. Half a byte is called a "nybble."

There are exactly 1,048576 bytes in one megabyte. Half a byte is called a "nybble."

ZeLaRoN 0wNs YoU. Hellmonkeys 0wNs ALL.

ZeLaRoN 0wNs YoU. Hellmonkeys 0wNs ALL.

The sea lion is susceptible to sunburn, and if put on board a ship, will get as seasick as a man

The sea lion is susceptible to sunburn, and if put on board a ship, will get as seasick as a man

Penguins are g0d.

Penguins are g0d.

A rat can fall from a 5-story building without injury

A rat can fall from a 5-story building without injury

I wish I was a turtle...then I could walk arround with a big shell.

I wish I was a turtle...then I could walk arround with a big shell.

A Duckbilled Platapus is the only poisionous mammal.

A Duckbilled Platapus is the only poisionous mammal.

Santa Claus is my father...Then a leprachaun ate him.

Santa Claus is my father...Then a leprachaun ate him.

The King Ranch in Texas is bigger than the state of Rhode Island. It comprises 1.25 million acres and was the first ranch in the world to be completely fenced in. At one time, its borders were guarded by armed patrol

The King Ranch in Texas is bigger than the state of Rhode Island. It comprises 1.25 million acres and was the first ranch in the world to be completely fenced in. At one time, its borders were guarded by armed patrol