I wish I was a turtle...then I could walk arround with a big shell.

I wish I was a turtle...then I could walk arround with a big shell.

Acupuncture was first used as a medical treatment in 2700 B.C. by Chinese emperor Shen-Nung

Acupuncture was first used as a medical treatment in 2700 B.C. by Chinese emperor Shen-Nung

Santa Claus is my father...Then a leprachaun ate him.

Santa Claus is my father...Then a leprachaun ate him.

About 70% of all living organisms in the world are bacteria

About 70% of all living organisms in the world are bacteria

A chameleon's tongue can be twice the length of it's body!

A chameleon's tongue can be twice the length of it's body!

Each year, approximately 250,000 American husbands are physically attacked and beaten by their wives

Each year, approximately 250,000 American husbands are physically attacked and beaten by their wives

TacoX is my hero.

TacoX is my hero.

The movies, The Turning Point (1977) and The Color Purple (1985) both share the record of receiving the most Oscar nominations (11) and no Oscar wins

The movies, The Turning Point (1977) and The Color Purple (1985) both share the record of receiving the most Oscar nominations (11) and no Oscar wins

Crusher is the best man alive.

Crusher is the best man alive.

Not all bananas are banana-shaped

Not all bananas are banana-shaped