Kermit the Frog is left-handed

Kermit the Frog is left-handed

Dildo.

Dildo.

A-sexual

A-sexual

Have you ever seen a gorilla jacking off?

Bi-sexual.

Bi-sexual.

It takes an average of 48 to 100 tries to solve a rubix cube puzzle

It takes an average of 48 to 100 tries to solve a rubix cube puzzle

Homosexual

No, but ive seen 2 elephants having sex.

No, but ive seen 2 elephants having sex.

The Tokyo Zoo closes for two months every year to give the animals a holiday from the visitors.

The Tokyo Zoo closes for two months every year to give the animals a holiday from the visitors.

Transexual

Nope, my friends bro can solve a rubix cube in less than 30 secs...damn asians.

Nope, my friends bro can solve a rubix cube in less than 30 secs...damn asians.

A female orgasm is a powerful painkiller (because of the release of endorphines), so headaches are in fact a bad excuse not to have sex