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If you throw a goat at a building, it will knock the building down.
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A donkey can do anything but bear a child...wait...yes it can, thats how my mom had came.
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A donkey can do anything but bear a child...wait...yes it can, thats how my mom had came.
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If you take a book and eat it, you will become smarter.
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If you take a book and eat it, you will become smarter.
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CD's are good phrisbees.
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CD's are good phrisbees.
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Headphones really suck out your brains and eat them for dinner.
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Headphones really suck out your brains and eat them for dinner.
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This one time, at band camp, I stuck a tuba in my arse.
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This one time, at band camp, I stuck a tuba in my arse.
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ZeLaRoN 0wNs YoU. Hellmonkeys 0wNs ALL.
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ZeLaRoN 0wNs YoU. Hellmonkeys 0wNs ALL.
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Penguins are g0d.
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Penguins are g0d.
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I wish I was a turtle...then I could walk arround with a big shell.
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I wish I was a turtle...then I could walk arround with a big shell.
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Santa Claus is my father...Then a leprachaun ate him.
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Santa Claus is my father...Then a leprachaun ate him.
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I once had a kid...then the Easter Bunny put him in an egg and ate him.
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