Not guilty. Mofo would get their jaw smashed saying shit like that. :x

When you were little, did you ever think that it was possible for it to rain skittles like in the commercials?

GUILTY!!! SKITTLES ARE MY FAVORITE CANDY, Ha, ha ha ha ha!

Do you like Reno 911, or if you haven't watched it, do you like cheese?

Guilty on both fronts.

Have you read Dante's Divine Comedy?

As familiar as that sounds, I'm not sure what it is. So, Not Guilty.

Ever watched a television show that was lousy and just watched it because you were really bored?

Oh guilty.

Ever sniff permanent markers?

Guilty, accidentally though, I was tired.

Have you ever gotten really stuffed, then had to do something really important, and you had trouble trying to do it because of your fullness?

Not guilty. But once it did give me really bad cramps and I thought I death would've been better.

Have you ever been to a mosh pit?

Guilty.



Have you ever threatened someone over the internet and actually tried to follow through?

Falseeee


Have you ever talked on the phone for an hour when you were at a friends house?

Not guilty. I'm polite.

Have you ever masturbated in public?

Not guilty. I dont masterbate


Have you ever danced in public with little clothing? =P

Not Guilty. But I have walked around outside with little clothing.

Have you ever written in the Chatbox?

Guilty.

Ever trick people into sending you naked pics.

Not guilty.


Ever given anyone naked pics?

Oh so guilty.

Ever headbutt someone?

Guilty, that shit hurts


Ever sit in gum?

Not guilty. Stepped in it though.

Ever step in dogshit unexpectedly?

Guilty.

Ever kicked a soccer ball, and the ball accidentally hit somebody?

Guilty. I'm not that good at soccer


Ever have a crush on your friends bf/gf?

Not Guilty.

Ever go into a public bathroom, and someone is just standing in there nude?

uh, Not guilty.


Ever punch a window?

Not guilty.

Ever make plans, look forward to it all week, feel fine and then only within a few hours before you plan to leave, get sick to your stomach and cancel?

Guilty


Ever make plans but then just realize you really don't feel like doing anything?

Guilty

Have you ever used a really old computer? I don't mean Win95, I mean older.

Guilty.


Ever swallow semen?

N.A.


Ever have a girl kiss you after she "swallowed" your semen?

Guilty. Although my bitch always goes directly to the sink and brushes her teeth after fellating me. :)




Get snowball someone or get snowballed?

What? idk what you mean


Ever lie about how many people you've slept with?

Not Guilty, but I've never slept with anyone, so...

Have you ever been in a life changing accident, but your life didn't change?

Guilty


Ever been completely offected and upset by something having nothing to do with you?

Guilty

Ever just walk up to someone and hit them for no reason, just because you were mad, or felt like it?

Not guilty. thats what walls/windows are for


Everrrrrrrrrr talk to someone you met online in a dirty manner?

Not Guilty.

Ever had to walk to someplace further than 10-miles away, and actually did it?

Guilty. It was summer, I had bud, and I was bored. Why not walk all 15 miles to that N-town.



Ever shit so hard your ass bled?

Not guilty, not that I've ever realized atleast..


Ever thrown something at a person walking down the sidewalk, such as a milkshake or drink from McDonalds?

Not guilty.


Ever gone bowling for lawn ornaments using full trash cans as bowling balls?

Not guilty


Ever punch a telephone pole with the nails sticking out? if not dont. it hurts.

Not Guilty. o.o

Ever step on a small mammal by accident?

Guilty, if the paw of my dog counts.

Ever just write something on the forum just to get to the 4-posts required for the day?

Not guilty.


Ever fail a rediculously easy class