Because he's to cool to smile.

Since I first came here, yeah I've lost a lot of weight.

Wallow, I don't smile in photos because it always looks weird. I smile a lot more in person.

But then you just end up looking creepy in photos.

July last year (2011)

... lol I was holding a sparkler in front of my 2 year old niece who was as mesmerized as I seem.

I'll take that over how I normally look when I smile in photos.

You have an Awesomeface tattoo... and water wingies.
lol. I love you.

I look kinda half restarted because I was laughing but this is the most recent picture. The girl is my Girlfriend.
http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-...35739976_n.jpg

This is pretty much exactly what I was expecting

I figured I'd give you guys something to make fun of, and since I look like a retard, it works nicely.

Does she let you put it in the rear?

I thought you'd be shorter. And blond.

So I got a new one taken today after getting my hair done and stuff. I'm even SMILING in it because my friend knows how to make me smile realistically enough for a photo: http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/6954/jpsmiling.jpg

lolwut

Don't be a betch.

Thank you for that image. <3

I've been around the tubes a few times.

K_A, no. No she does not and I wouldn't. I find it a repulsing idea to do (but whatever if someone else wants to do it)

I used to be... like.... 10 years ago I was blond and short.

Most recent one of me:

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-X...s492/Lenny.jpg

Thats creepy as fuck lenny. There's a status update on facebook from a guy I used to play music with who now lives out of the US - anyway he has a very similar picture. Is that called the wickerman?

here's how he said you get to it o.O

"Parking is off South Road, just before the A167. It's not very noticeable but if heading S from Durham on South Road, the car park is on the left--off a small gravel drive before the A167 roundabout."