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Stranger: fuck me
You: ... You: Let me just insert my penis into my computer You: One moment. Stranger: im horny 16 f You: This is interesting. Usually I get on here and am spammed with horny 17 year old boys You: This is the second female in a row You: -_^ Stranger: just dont insert ur penis so fast,,lick me kiss me,,bite me 1st u moron You: Wow, aggressive 16 year old nympho Stranger: so wat u want to do with me first,,it should b painful and wild You: Probably impale you to a wall with a spear. You: Then possibly remove your scalp You: Dig your eyes out of their sockets with a can opener Stranger: ,,i dont need a dickless gay like u now.. You: And insert my penis into your empty eyesocket until I came on your brain. Stranger: gay,,gay,,,fucking manless,,,u can not have babies,,gay Stranger: ? Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
Stranger: hey im looking for a horny female that likes to role play
You: hey i'm looking for horny mail that likes to roll play Stranger: well you found one what do you wanna role play as You: I want to be a can of bean and ham soup. I want you to be a can opener. Stranger: What? i was thinking more of your my boss and im your employee You: Hmm, only if I'm a cock fighter, and you're my cock. Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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that's golden.
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Question to discuss: BATTLE OF THE SEXES! ARE YOU MALE OR FEMALE?! You: MALE Stranger: BOTH Stranger: well shit. You: OH SHI- Stranger: Hmm... You: A wild trap appears! Stranger: Will you accept the humble handshake of a tie? Stranger: FUUU-- You: Sirma'am, you are crazy Stranger: I BITE MY THUMB AT YOU You: I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU, SIR, BUT I DO BITE MY THUMB Stranger: >inb4 Shakespeare You: lol shaxpur Stranger: Shakespearicles Stranger: The strongest writer to have lived Stranger: Stands next to Saxton Hale You: Next to my cock. Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss: One of you is a talking Llama. One of you is a talking Monkey. You're both wondering whether to have the tea or lemonade made by the horse. Discuss. You: bleat bleeeeaaat Stranger: ooh ooh Stranger: ooh? Stranger: ooh. Stranger: Ah. You: bleat. Stranger: :l You: BLEAT Stranger: AH You: :I You: :> Stranger: :x You: bleat bleeeat! Stranger: OOH AH AH Stranger: :L You: >:L Stranger: >:L You: bleat bleat bleeeat. You: honky Stranger: Fuck this I'm evolving You: Oh shi- You: I'm digivolving then, goddammit :< Stranger: That's no fair Stranger: I turned into a human Stranger: Make this fair You: Whyfor? :c Stranger: I'm a human and you're a goddamn Digimon You: Youmon, digivolve into Cawkasaurus Rex. You: Oh You: That isn't fair You: I'll devolve into a human. How about that? >:[ Stranger: I accept. Stranger: I'll wait. You: I'm human now. You: Godgoddammitdammit Stranger: What kind? You: a white kind Stranger: I see Stranger: Now I'm a dinosaur Stranger: BETRAYAL You: I'm a goddamn mechanical lion that spits acid. You: WHAT WHAT BIYOTCH? Stranger: T-Rex > Robot lion Stranger: I'll just stomp on you, you damned fool You: I'm made of sharp, sharp metal and I can spit fucking acid, yo. Stranger: I'll just kick you with my mighty feet, yo, You: WHY DO YOU ALWAYS DO THIS TO ME? IT'S JUST LIKE THE TIME WE PLAYED POWER RANGERS AND I WANTED TO BE THE PINK RANGER, BUT YOU WOULDN'T LET ME BECAUSE YOU SAID BOYS CAN'T BE KIMBERLY! Stranger: BECAUSE MEN CANNOT HAVE BREASTS Stranger: THEY MAY WEAR SKIRTS, YES Stranger: BUT THEY CANNOT HAVE BREASTS You: The fat ones can have breasts. Stranger: YOU'RE A GUY Stranger: YOU HAVE NOTHING Stranger: Unless you're fat Stranger: Then, by all means! Stranger: Go ahead. You: I'm anorexic. You: You asshole. You: ;-; Stranger: An anorexic male? Strange Stranger: Stranger things have happened. You: You've never been to the gay side of Santa Monica then! You: Them some skinny skanky anorexic twinks Stranger: I'm okay where I am now, kind sir You: Where stay you, noble knight? Stranger: At your knave's house Stranger: OHHHHHHH You: My knave is like a bicycle in Soviet Russia: everyone's had a ride You: I'd get your shit checked out. You: Might get the ghonorreaherpititis C Stranger: That's new Stranger: What's it do? You: It turns your asshole inside out, turns your penis into a wailing, blind Japanese grandmother and makes you want to eat crumb cake out of Rosie O'Donnell's snatch. Stranger: Why can't it be Oprah's thing? You: Because the disease is a harsh mistress and knows just how much crumb cake can get in there. Stranger: You're nasty Stranger: How do you do it You: I am a writer, sirrah. You: A writer with a mission! Stranger: And that is.. ? You: To destroy the world Stranger: By writing? Stranger: Like Hitler? You: I am Mao Hitlerstalin. Stranger: What are you going to pick on? You: The same enemy every madman chooses: The Jews. Stranger: And what are you going to blame 'em for? You: Your mother. Stranger: That's it? Stranger: No one'll follow ya You: That's not what yo daddy said last night. You: SUUUUWEEEE PIG PIG PIG You have disconnected. |
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You: hi Stranger: hi Stranger: m/f You: pony Stranger: male You: go on... Stranger: u female? You: PONY Your conversational partner has disconnected. --- Stranger: hey there ! I am 17/female/germany and i get turned on by drawn animal porn, ask me anything you want! =) (example picture : http://www.imagebanana.com/view/m7qh...da7c43b85e.jpg ) You: wat Your conversational partner has disconnected. --- You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: I just smoked 20 blunts You: SHUT UP You: YOU'RE A NIGGE Stranger: Fuck you bitch!!! You: EAT MY PONY ASS Stranger: I'll fucking slit your throat! You: CALL YOUR BLUFF Stranger: FAGGOT! You: NOW YOU HAVE TO, PUSSY Stranger: You fucking faggot get a life! You: NO U Stranger: Your a little bitch You: You're* Stranger: Cunt ass no pussy getting nigga Stranger: Loose your virginity you little bitch You: lose* Stranger: Tired of your hand yet you faggot? You: nope You: it's so good jerking off to your bad grammar Stranger: Biiiiitch you must not get any pussy You: YOU WILL LOVE ME!!!!!!! Stranger: Smoke some blunts nigga You: BLUNT SOME NIGGAS SMOKE Stranger: Then you will be tight You: nigga u night You: tight* You: fuuuuuuck Stranger: You smoke weed? You: Bitch I AM weed. Stranger: I Rollin up a whole ounce today Stranger: I got a 2 25 packs of blunt wraps Stranger: No "a" You: I got 2 cars and a job. Stranger: I got one car and a job Stranger: Haha Stranger: And a steady income You: you ever been to Zelaron? Stranger: Nah you ever been to Amsterdam? You: No by my mom has You: but* Stranger: Hahahah Stranger: Man I want to go there really fuckin bad You: I hear they got some you know what just about everywhere you feel me> You: ?* Stranger: My friend his names don he said there isn't a place you cant get any Stranger: He lives there You: My buddy Kagom says you can get the fist in Germany, if you get what I'm sayin' Stranger: Wtf Stranger: I don't know what "getting the fist" means. You: Check it on Google. ;) Stranger: No. Stranger: Sounds gay You: It's got a lot to do with paper Stranger: Just tell me what it is You: okay so like you make a first and get behind the dude You: and you bend down and you spread open the cheeks and you Stranger: Faggot Stranger: Are you gay? You: shove it so far up you can touch his urethra You: and then you keep going until your finger comes out his hole Stranger: Cool Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
Mothafucka, why you bringin' me up to people? I should rip your head off and shit down your neck.
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Naw, s'cool
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I'm sorry! You were the gayest person I could think of, okay!?
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi, this is Dan. Stranger: hey Stranger: oh, great You: Dan is great. Stranger: did they start a new thread again or are you doing this just by yourself? You: What matter is it when I am Dan? Stranger: It matters to OP, for he probably had some problems in his childhood, resulting in him lurking on 4chan and being considered a 'faggot' by many You: But OP is but one of many faggots in the land. Stranger: that is indeed true You: The day OP is not a faggot is the day the world shall end. Stranger: OP is Dan. You: Darkness shall consume the world and all shall be lost as armies of Dan come to arms. Stranger: hm, could be worse You: What is worse than armies of Dan? They shall consist of bronies and furries. Stranger: so what? You: It shall be like an inglorious Ragnarok. Stranger: Ragnarök will be pretty badass, with all the Aesir and Vanir fighting giants n stuff You: Odin will squash all armies of Dan. You: For the armies of Dan are no match for the Einherjar. Stranger: These armies probably won't even fight You: Probably. You: But it matters not. Stranger: I saw a huge pile of shit today, I guess it was about 3 lbs. You: I average 3 pounds of shit a day. Stranger: you should do something productive or helpful. or educate yourself. You: Which is why I have never gained a pound. You: I educate myself in a week's time. Stranger: now your weight is 0 lbs.? :0 You: oh ho ho ho You: what you did there, I see it. Stranger: I has a sad. Help me. You: Just remember you go down the road, not across. Stranger: suicide is boring You: Suicide is painless, it brings on many chanes. You: Goddammit. I misspelled changes. Stranger: it is not painless for those who you leave behind You: Death is never painless for those left behind. Unless they are emotionless. Stranger: so... are you telling me to turn my family and friends into robots/cybermen and then commit suicide? You: Yes. You: And have them do your bidding. You: And conquer a new nation. Stranger: okay You: But now I must take my leave. May Dan be with you. Stranger: brb Stranger: kthxbai You: kthxbai2u2 You have disconnected. |
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