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2, dont stop now!
almost done |
3-
your gettin tired arnt you? DONT BITCH OUT keep counting! |
4... nuff said
(no pun intended) |
5-
only 999,995 posts to go! |
6.
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7, rhymes with heaven!
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8- yes indeed, i am straight!
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9- doesnt rhyme....
hehe |
10, look! a hen!
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11- just like seven!
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12, wtf rhymes with this shitty number
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13, spleen!
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14....
dont give up, we have much more work to do |
15, woot!
almost a million! keep it up! |
16, sweeeeeeeet 16
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17, little bitches that are 17 wish they were 18 like me...
mau hu hahahahaha |
18- my age.... also the best age for a girl
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19, i will be this old in 2003
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20, at this age, it is easy to buy drinks
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21
ah, bottoms up mate! enjoy that drink |
22, man go kill yourself, your life is pretty much downhill from here on out
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23, just 1 year closer to your death
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24
now you can rent a car... pretty fucked up huh? |
25, your prolly married now, and as such, your wife has all your money....
need a buck? |
26... having 2nd kid by now... ya dumb fuck
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27, 3 years until you become old... plain old
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28.... 2 to go you old fuck
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29!!!!!!!!! - lets rhyme!
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30-
the age of depression.. yes, your life is over, and yes, your not cool anymore |
31, well you didnt kill yourself... why?
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32, still alive?
u poor fuck |
33
damn... if i were you id be dead for 3 years.... what i your problem |
34, well
your almost 40.... need i say more? bet you havnt got laid in 3 years.... |
http://sumyungguy.homestead.com/files/mdemon.jpg
YES THIS IS THE SECRET OF LIFE! |
35, at 35 your fat, nasty, and you have to jack off to get pleasure... welcome to hell my friend
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what number u on? i think you skipped some
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36, well hell kicked you out, cause your so fucking depressing... welcome to age 36
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ok ill start from 1 million and count backwards
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37, by now you have lost the ability to count... like my friend sum yung guy....
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999,999
the number of kittens Serapis kills in a night |
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