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kyeruu 2009-04-17 03:31 PM

Hurr durrrrrrrrrr

Skurai 2009-04-18 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by -Spector- (Post 670005)
Ok do this, post a pic of yourself with a timestamp. That will be proof enough.

Sound fair?

Fine.
Here's a good one.
http://x3c.xanga.com/c7682af770c7822...m173801418.gif
I like the way my air was in it. ;D

-Spector- 2009-04-18 11:16 PM

lol. just making sure. Glad to know my findings were legit and accurate. :)

Skurai 2009-04-19 01:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by -Spector- (Post 670103)
lol. just making sure. Glad to know my findings were legit and accurate. :)

No. They weren't. D:
way off...

-Spector- 2009-04-19 01:25 PM

Whatever you say buddy.

Skurai 2009-04-19 08:43 PM

:eek: SHOOP DA WHOOP!!!

Fooli 2009-04-26 11:54 AM

kan you plez stop fightin!

Skurai 2009-04-26 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fooli (Post 670474)
kan you plez stop fightin!

shut the FUCK UP noob!
If you don't mind, that is.

-Spector- 2009-05-11 10:21 PM

doh godn adamn drunk

Sum Yung Guy 2009-05-12 05:27 AM

Gits me 2 hom know!

Skurai 2009-05-12 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kyeruu (Post 670033)
Hurr durrrrrrrrrr

wat evr happnd to this guy? we wuz kewlz!

-Spector- 2009-05-12 12:22 PM

dthjhjioseioth35iyh5trhgcb

D3V 2009-05-12 01:41 PM

Kyreuu is my hero.

kyeruu 2009-06-28 12:17 AM

fucking win

Skurai 2009-06-28 01:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by -Spector- (Post 671983)
dthjhjioseioth35iyh5trhgcb

That's what she said!

-Spector- 2009-06-28 08:10 AM

orly?

Skurai 2009-06-28 07:45 PM

Yarly.

Skurai 2009-07-22 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by -Spector- (Post 670005)
Ok do this, post a pic of yourself with a timestamp. That will be proof enough.

Sound fair?

wtf is a time stamp? :confused:

Jessifer 2009-07-23 09:04 AM

Are you implying that you don't know what a time stamp is?

Skurai 2009-07-23 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jessifer (Post 679084)
Are you implying that you don't know what a time stamp is?

Are you implying that I'm implying I don't know what a time stamp is?

HandOfHeaven 2009-07-30 09:08 AM

orly?

Skurai 2009-07-30 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HandOfHeaven (Post 679505)
orly?

Yarly.

kyeruu 2009-08-04 03:42 PM

usrs!?

Skurai 2009-08-05 06:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kyeruu (Post 679918)
usrs!?

omg liek heelz ya dawg!!!!111!!1!1111!!

Mdselctr 2009-08-05 05:45 PM

"Yeah, but [...]"

Skurai 2009-08-05 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mdselctr (Post 680001)
"Yeah, but [...]"

...!?

kyeruu 2009-09-15 08:00 PM

5===d

oh yeah


j5dick

Skurai 2009-09-17 10:45 PM

Hey, guess who I am!


"I'm drunk, and I luuuuuuuv titties! I luuuuuuuv drugs and getting drunk and being a total DICK to everyone around me!"

Thanatos 2009-09-18 10:34 AM

Why am I the creator of this thread?

!King_Amazon! 2009-09-18 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skurai (Post 681763)
Hey, guess who I am!


"I'm drunk, and I luuuuuuuv titties! I luuuuuuuv drugs and getting drunk and being a total DICK to everyone around me!"

Tucker Max

Thanatos 2009-09-18 11:41 AM

I'm excited for the movie that's coming out.

I doubt it's anywhere near as good as the book is.

Skurai 2009-09-18 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by !King_Amazon! (Post 681785)
Tucker Max

LMAO!!!!! :jump:

!King_Amazon! 2009-09-18 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thanatos (Post 681788)
I'm excited for the movie that's coming out.

I doubt it's anywhere near as good as the book is.

I haven't read the book yet (I'm planning to very soon) but I've read a bunch of his stories on his website and a lot of them are apparently in the book as well.

I'm excited for the movie myself. I am disappointed that Tucker Max isn't actually playing himself, though. However, it's written by Tucker Max, so I would assume it should be at least "good".

Thanatos 2009-09-18 01:52 PM

Seriously, go buy "I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell" - it is the funniest piece of literature I have ever read. I'm not exaggerating either, I literally ROFLMAO'ed many, many times.

!King_Amazon! 2009-09-18 02:06 PM

I'm waiting on a friend to finish it because he's going to let me borrow it. He's got 40 pages left. I have no doubt that it will be absolutely hilarious. Like I said, I've read a lot of his stories on his website, and they were absolutely hilarious. Running through the lobby as he shits himself made me LOL. His first anal sex is OMGROFLworthy. I think I sat at my computer stoned reading his shit for like 5 hours straight this past weekend.

Skurai 2009-09-18 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by !King_Amazon! (Post 681813)
Running through the lobby as he shits himself made me LOL. His first anal sex is OMGROFLworthy.

Whoa, whoa, whoa...
who are we talkin' about, exactly? :eek:

!King_Amazon! 2009-09-18 02:50 PM

http://tuckermax.com/

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tucker Max
My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole.

I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging dickhead.

But, I do contribute to humanity in one very important way. I share my adventures with the world. They are known as:
The Tucker Max Stories

I haven't even read half of the stories on his website and I'd be willing to guarantee there's not a single story on there that you could read without laughing.

My favorite so far is probably either "Tucker tries buttsex; hilarity does not ensue" or "The Austin Road Trip".

I believe The Austin Road Trip is featured in his book, I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell.

Skurai 2009-09-18 03:15 PM

It sounds... interesting... :o

i no kung fu 2010-01-25 11:20 PM

man you mufuckas is stupid as hewl
i never have dun been active on these here forums but anywho i joined in 03 ahahhaha
who remembers me?

LOL

Snake 2010-01-26 01:57 AM

I don't. ^v^v^v^


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