not guilty. dont need to =)



Ever lie about your age?

Very guilty.

Ever spread a rumor to get back at someone?

not guilty. thats cheep. but, it makes me want to start my own thread =)



have you ever paid someone to do somethig funny or nasty

Not guilty.

Ever contemplated hiring a whore for the evening?

not guilty, surprisng, right?



Ever thought of modeling with little or no clothing for extra money?

Guilty. Never gone through with it.

Ever intentionally short change someone?

Not Guilty

Have you ever eaten cheese with cereal?

ew not guilty



ever look forward to something tremendously then get ditched?

Oh yeah, guilty.

Ever use chocolate milk in your cereal.

not guilty


ever use chocolate milk to dunk oreos in?

not guilty too chocolatey


ever get sick after eating school lunch?

guilty. never again



ever laugh at a kid who got sick in the middle of class, because of the lunch?

Not guilty, but I did laugh when this one kid puked and then passed out when we were talking about the menstral cycle in Health.


Ever smoked laced drugs?

Not guilty.

Ever mix coffee and Coke (and not the Coke Blak abomination).

Not Guilty, it just sounds wrong.

Ever touched anyone inappropriately in public? (And I mean something real dirty)

Guiltyyyy=)


Ever accidentially touch a stranger inapropriately?

back when i was a wee child at disney, i accidentally grabbed the wrong mom's hand...needless to say the white woman was shocked that her white child turned into a hispanic


have you ever rubbed a stranger's ass really softly so they dont notice

guilty, all the time, every chance I get, sometimes hard enough so they know what happened


ever suck dick?

Guilty guilty guilty.

Ever have a Mezzo Mix (It's a Coke product in Germany/Austria that combines Coke and Fanta, but I'm just going for the mixture itself)?

Not Guilty, though it actually sounds delicious.

Have you ever licked a metal pole while it was snowing (Or at least when it was really cold)? If so, did your tongue get stuck to the pole?

Not guilty.

Ever sneak out of your house without parents knowing?

Guilty, it was fun, if you're not caught.

Did you ever have a dream when you were a child to become a fireman, policeman, or doctor?
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I never had a dream of becoming any of those when I was a child. I from 4-years old had wanted to become a photographer. But that changed right after I went to high school, and am now becoming into computer programing.

Guilty. Then I realized being a fireman would suck for me.

Ever fantasize about running over people with a steamroller?

not guilty



if you're a boy, did you ever play with dolls as a kid?

Guilty. My mom took my Barbie dolls away and gave them to my cousin Kate to donate.

Ever try "light as a feather, stiff as a board?"

Guilty.


Ever dress up like a member of the opposite sex?

Not Guilty. I almost did for this thing called Miss Tootsie, where guys dress up as girls. But when I saw a guy down the hall in a cheerleader outfit and shaving his legs, I changed my mind.


Ever get blind-sided by a fist/blunt object?

Guilty.


Ever hit an animal while driving?

Not guilty.

Ever eaten so much you puked?

Guilty

Have you ever tryed bulimacy?

Not guilty? (idk even wtf that is..)


Have you ever started a thread to purposely try and get as many responses as you can?

Not Guilty. (I spelled it wrong I think it was supposted to be "baleamacy")

Have you ever drawn a picture that won some type of award?

Guilty, (In preschool I drew the most detailed picture of a person for my entrance exam, hence placing me in AP at a young age)


Have you ever won a spelling bee?

Not guilty, im so bad at spelling


Have you ever shot something living?

Guilty.

Have you ever hoped for a zombie infestation so you could be awesome and kill them and save the world or some shit?

Totally Guilty.

Have you eaten raw fish?

Guilty. I hated it.

Ever wish you could go back in time and mess with the way things turn out?

Guilty.

Ever hold your breath till you passed out?

not guilty


Ever lie about something BIG to someone other then a parent, teacher or cop?

Guilty.

Ever commit vandalism within your neighborhood/close to your home?