So, conveniently, a mexican burrito salesman knocks on his door and sells him a dozen burritos.

Don't you mean "is compiled of" ? The way you said it doesn't make sense.

Is compiled of..
Compiles of..
It's the same thing..
FUCK OFF

Just then Mama's Boy collapsed from confusion at the complete randomness of the Burrito Salesman's comment ( randomness is is weakness, duh. ).

He noticed that, now that he was a superhero, the world didn't quite work the same way that he was used to, and because of that, the WORLD ITSELF must be in danger!

So he decided to explore the world to see what was a danger to it, in effort to stop whatever it is, be it a giant man eating chicken or not.

And he felt so stupid, because he doesn't really need to know how to fly: he knows how to teleport himself.

But once he thought about it, flying seemed better since it would not involve horrible tele-lag death.

Plus, he liked the wind blowing in his face, and it WAS more fun.

Suddenly a seagull shit on his head, so he pulled out a colt-45 and blew the bird to kingdom come, but the mexican police captured him because it was a mexican seagull and it is illegal to kill mexican seagulls.

He sat in jail for 2 hours, then he slapped himself on the head and said, "I'm such a dumbass! I can teleport!"

"And I can also go back in time and save the seagull, and I am a hero, so I should."

and so he went back in time and tele-frag the mexican policeman, and then told his past-self that he too must go back in time to safe his past-self from killing the seagull just as you did, so that the future and past would not be altered. and so then all was well, and our hero ponders about what he should do next.

Tenga Wondered down a desolate road late at night pondering on the next step to take in his Super hero career.

He then decided to think it over a Mightytaco.

While waiting for his order at MightyTaco he met fellow Super Heros MightChicken, MightyMouse, and MightPenguin...

along with mightymilitia and the went to taco town to eat

"Hey, can you guys teach me how to be a good superhero?" Tenga asked.

MightyChicken Said "Yeah I got some advice for you, The key to be a good super hero is to be a good fighter and an easy way to fight your enemey is like this" he then turns and Punches MightyMiltia in the stomach "use the element of surprise to your advantage.!"

"Wow, he didn't expect that at all! Do you have some kind of steath power?" Tenga wondered.