My previous girlfriend was a straight A+ student, and won several awards for her writings.
But GOD, was she ANAL about EVERYTHING.

But Cheese is different. I like her, and I kind of don't really understand why. I feel completely infatuated, and I kind of don't care how bad and obviously "not going to happen" it is.

Awesome, more entertainment for us. You should invite her to Zelaron.

I don't know if we need another Tutti Frutti.

Oh but the lulz...

I really have yet to figure out what to even say in this thread....

Meh, I gave up. If it didn't work, it didn't work.

I see you had a good night's sleep.

Get ready for this one: I gave up on giving up.

I like her too much.

If you really cared about her you'd leave her alone because she obviously doesn't want to relationship with you.

Yeah, that's why I gave up yesterday.
It seems like we're both really confused. One minute it REALLY feels like we're about to hump the other one's brains out, but then one of us gets all emo.

Seems like a good reason to continue pursuing a relationship

"Maybe if we're lucky, one of us will go into a frenzy and kill the other one." was the agreement we came to.

In the ocean deeps, there exists an entire ecosystem that survives on marine snow, or drifting bits of organic material from the upper layers. This scavenging class exists solely on the decaying remains of other fish, and thrives when something substantial drifts down, such as the blubbery corpse of a whale. Your relationship style is even more minuscule and measly than this. You are the lowly parasite on the backs of the scavengers, infinitesimally inconsequential as you lie in wait for the vestiges of a previous life to drift down to your level.

Are you the decaying fish? Can't believe you actually spent time bringing down Skurai's esteem.

Then again, what's left to do on Zelaron.

Would you STOP DEFENDING ME, everyone thinks I'm YOU, dammit!!

Not that it matters. My esteem is undamaged, and damageable.

Translation: It's so low it couldn't be any worse, and also I am Wallow

Answer: A mountainous pile of useless human DNA.

Who is Skurai?

Alex: That is correct, select again.

I'll take Rhyme & Reason for $1600

We're back together again. :3

This should end well.

It's like if Hitler were resurrected to conduct trials for Jewish hate crimes. I've got my eyes on you.