And KJ still has no post count a week after I mentioned how to get it back. Guess it wasn't that important to him after all :haha:

Stop being logical. This is Zelaron we're talking about.

"He never found his post count" versus "He never bothered to find his post count".

I repeat: this is Zelaron we're talking about.

I was in improv. class today, had nothing to work with an immediately thought: [Pretend you're on Zelaron]

"Dude, Kenny, this is weird, but... I NEED a picture of your dick!"
The class went smoothly from then on out.

And I'm sure everyone pelted you with rotten tomatoes.

He sent me a picture of his dick, to which I sent to a man, to get a million dollar, who needed to spend a million dollars, to become president, so that a man could be freed from jail, to give a man a kit-kat bar he got for free.

i want a million dollar

So...they didn't pelt you with tomatoes but they did cast you out of the class and banished you. Got it.

I want a dillion mollar.

You don't deserve it.

How don't I deserve it!? What makes a man "worthy" of money???
What if I spend all that money get you a picture of Asamin's dick??

Then you'd be worthy of the money. But unless it's that you can't be.

Then I guess you'd better mail me a check~

You mistake me for someone with money.

Oh. Right. Theatre.
There's a reason we're both poor.

I have a full-time job. I just have bills. Like a functioning member of American society.

>American
lolfag

I swear to Shiva you could mess up a wet dream.

I swear to Brahman, I have done just that, many times.