What you've said doesn't even slightly hint at why you think the way you do, so why did you even bother writing all of that?

You don't know how I think, for all you know, I'm actually three people using one account.

For all I know, you suck and wallow.

Clever.

You're a lobster.

The three of you couldn't think of anything better?

We don't need too. On the mourning annoucements (I made student council, this am secondary announcer) I got on early and said "Lobster".

Lulz could be heard from outside the school.

And then you woke up, right?

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So I've come to the conclusion that the more Brittish I am, the smarter I will be. Anyone mind trying to get Lenny to teach me the ways of the Brit?

Just talk to him about crumpets and tea and you'll never hear the end of it.

Oh, ok. Now I just need him to get online for a bit.

This is destined to be a complete success.

Goddamnit Wallow, stop derailing this thread.

I already told you, I'm not Wallow, I'm a pumpkin! An English Pumpkin, to be exact, my good sir.

I was wrong. This is doomed.

Where is Wallow then?

Perhaps this is a case of schizophrenia? Wallow is there, but doesn't realize that he is.

Self induced schizophrenia?

Didn't I already say I was doing that, too? I thought we put all this behind me in the chatbox with Grav weeks ago!

So you and wallow share the same brain?