Reminds me of that Colt 45 song with the line 'Then she whipped out a dick that was bigger than mine'.

Bumped due to the hilarity from being so pathetic.

pics or not real



lol.

Lol, that's mean ...but that was one of the more hilarious things I've ever been involved in. I dunno where the fuck I got the crustaceans comment from.

Crabs maybe?

This shit is true.

Oh Thanatos!~

Ha! I somehow missed this before.

HOH, this is big time fake.

"<HandofHeaven> He'll get laid tonite"

"I'm getting it on tonite"

Who else here just happens to spell 'tonight' as 'tonite.'

Seems a bit suspicious to me. As well as other indications that remind of your typing style and internet persona.

I don't believe the person in question was typing. They may be real, however that was you typing.

Wow, because 'tonite' is such an uncommon word for anyone to write.

You guys should get over it. That was Cassie, not me. But, whatever.

You've seriously picked out "tonite" as the absolute proof needed for HoH to be convicted, as it were? You'd make a really fucking good lawyer, sonny.

No, as I stated above, when I read it I felt his internet persona and not someone elses.

The main part of your argument looks to be based on the usage of the word "tonite". I've just searched my chat logs, and 34 files have been thrown up - that's 34 contacts of mine who use the word "tonite".

Also:


"Cassie" never joined Zelaron, so the question is, well, useless.

Yikes! The English language is being ripped apart more and more as time passes us by. I never learned in school that tonight was spelled 'tonite.' In fact, from a young age I was taught something called phonics so that I wouldn't have that kind of issue.

EDIT: To add on to that, I was taught the simplest and most common words. Yes, I will misspell words I've used either 0-5 times in my life, if not more. Words that consist of meanings of other words I know, so I feel no rush to go ahead and use them. All I have to say, is that tonight is a common everyday word. So I find it sad that so many people, I guess, misspell it on a daily basis and haven't corrected themselves or that other people haven't told them so that they could learn the word properly.

Eh, whatever, I just believe that it was him. It was the overall writing that made me believe it was him. If I'd seen something that didn't resemble his writing, then I'd have believed it. Fact is, no, that was not another person typing. Maybe the person mentioned is real, however, that was HOH typing.

I'm done, I don't feel like arguing anymore over this subject. I'm sure there will be some people to back up what I say. Well, part of what I say anyways.

Yes, I am an asshole. Somebody has to be nowadays.

So since she, or more appropiately, they are not real, their breasts are not real, and they are as real as that? What a conundrum.

If it was real I doubt that you would care what we thought about it. After my endeavors of bachelorhood I could not care less what anyone on an internet forum would think, nor would I care for their E-Fives.

"<HandofHeaven> He'll get laid tonite ;)"

NO GIRL SAYS THIS. Seriously, what kind of female tells people over the internet that she just met so many personal questions. I'll tell you what kind of woman does this: imaginary ones made up by HoH.

To all the females here, would you say this?
- HandofHeaven> No, I have a clean and good pussy
-<HandofHeaven> I'll go down on him as soon as he kicks these people out
- <HandofHeaven> I've got a pretty revealing outfit on
- HandofHeaven> I'm kinda tight too


lolololol. Also this is funny:

<HandofHeaven> Nope, not much of a computer girl
[06.41.30 PM] <Willkillforfood> He sends Kagom naked pics
[06.41.32 PM] <HandofHeaven> Much rather be smokin and drinkin
[06.41.35 PM] <Willkillforfood> You type fast for not being a computer girl.
[06.41.35 PM] <HandofHeaven> I doubt it
[06.41.42 PM] <HandofHeaven> well, I chat
06.41.54 PM] <HandofHeaven> Like, on a webcam
[06.41.58 PM] <Willkillforfood> Oh?
[06.41.59 PM] <HandofHeaven> But only for guys I like
[06.42.01 PM] <HandofHeaven> Yup

hahahahaha

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EXPOSED, BITCH.

Not to mention the fact that "she" (lololol) was asked for photos, and she said she didn't have a myspace or anything, or any photos online. Yet she said she chats online with a webcam. BULLSHIT. Not to mention that a girl not having a facebook is a VERY RARE instance in college. Especially some slutty bitch.

I trhought it was hilarious.

+1

A slutty bitch in college has a facebook 90% of the time. Especially if she chats on a webcam.