Ahh yes, I slammed my four fingers (not the thumb) in a van door once. That fucker hurt. It locked automatically too, and I was the last one getting out so I had to wait for the driver to fumble for the keys, unlock the driver side, then unlock the sliding door. :(

I was young, but I was just like "Open the goddamn fucking door!" ... Like 11 or so.

Heh. Ouch. A friend of mine slammed my head in a car door on "accident".

zar recemends - to avoid these things, live in a padded room with a restraint jacket on, no more accedents !

Or buy a dictionary/go to school.

A childhoodfriend of my dad's cut his right testical off and bout a third of his penis when he fell down from a swingset and it got caught on a sharp rusty metal piece.

Jebus! Really? O_O

Yeah really sux don't it....lol