dimmu borgir is a lot scarier than ozzy ozzbourne...no offense to him cuz hes me 2nd favorite hero

but dimmu borgir would each take the boy bands and guys and cut off their heads, then arms, then fingers, then toes, then feet, then from the ankle, then the kneecap, then the leg, then cut a line in the torso down and take the organs and skip rope with them in the nearest 4 way intersection...then eat it

The scariest is Cradle of Filth... yikes.

Yes, well, I like Ozzy Osbourne.

Although, that description does sound rather enticing.

Ozzy kicks ass ive been to ozzfest 3 years in a row

CR4D73 0F F17TH = yay
D1MMU B0RG1R = yay x 2

did u know :
some members of dimmu borgir used to be in cradle of filth and old mans child?

Nobody likes Marylin Manson I see...

Not a big fan of DB or CoF. Not a big black metal fan altogether. I'm more of a death metal guy. Dark Tranquility, Carnal Forge, The Haunted. Black Metal is just a tad too...I don't know...dramatic for my tastes. A little too overblown.

And GWAR owns all of those other bands asses anyway!

Naw. Mozart and Bach ownz all. Bow down to them!

I'd like to see Mozart flay the skin off of Saddam Hussein's body whilst simultaneously masturbating on a giant crowd of rabid fans. Mozart bows down to the mighty Oderus Urungus!

How can you stand listening to that. Its the same crap that plays in the same piece over and over agian. Its slow paced and induces sleep for me.

This somehow makes me think about N*Sync.

What band is Justin Timberlake from? NSync?

uh... Marylin Manson = yay

download these songs in this order to like death metal ^_^
1. Dimmu Borgir - Hybrid Stigmata
2. Dimmu Borgir - Sympozium
3. Dimmu Borgir - Blazing Monolith of Defiance
4. Dimmu Borgir - Vredesbyrd
5. Dimmu Borgir - Cataclysm Children
6. Dimmu Borgir - Unorthodox Manifesto
7. Dimmu Borgir - Blood Hunger Doctrine
8. Dimmu Borgir - In Death's Embrace

Dar j00 g0
i would love to see Dimmu Borgir vs Backstreet Boys on Celebrity Deathmatch. Once u listen to Dimmu Borgir, I am sure you can tell who will win ^_^

That's exactly what I like about it. It's peacefull and calming. It helps me relax. It's even better if you listen to it while taking a nice bubble bath with scented candles and everything. Ooooh. *melts*


Btw, yes. Justin Timberlake is from N*Sync. And they suck. They suck donkey rim.

They keep all the retarded hotties at bay though.....

Why do boy bands sound like girls?

Cuz they're... duh.

Because they're actually genetically engineered girls.

=-0 so the rumors are true!

Scary....we must stop them before they take over the world!