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My parents forged my signature. I'm in the Marines.
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I gotta write a poem about Dad. What rhymes with 'el dummo'?
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It takes me a long time to fry and egg and the shell keeps breaking.
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You wouldn't believe the dream I just had.
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You can't blame tv if you're dumb enough to walk up to a 300-lb. truck driver and say, 'Ring around the collar'.
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Dentistry's come a long way in the last few years.
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I hope I never need a brain transplant. It'll be rejected.
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My neighbour across the street says I've got a big silver thing parked on my roof.
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I am brain-washed by... ZELARON, HELP ME :) :) :)
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I am brain-washed by... ZELARON, HELP ME :) :) :)
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I didnt like the look of that fish when they gave it to me.
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Don't forget it's my mother's birthday tomorrow.
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what fish??? You talk bunk :p :) (no offence)~~~
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what fish??? You talk bunk :p :) (no offence)~~~
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1 more to make it even!!!
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1 more to make it even!!!
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The forecast said there's a 50 percent chance of rain so I'm watering half the lawn.
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and 1130... here I am :) :) :)...stop spamming, I always tell myself, but I never follow :p :p :p
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and 1130... here I am :) :) :)...stop spamming, I always tell myself, but I never follow :p :p :p
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*error* CANNOT ANSWER BRAIN IN SPAM MODE *error*
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refer back to 506 to present
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My doctor finally tracked down my records. He had them in the 'dead' file.
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The room they gave me overlook the ocean. Is that the Pacific, the Atlantic or the Arctic?
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whiplash!
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There's a guy at the door wants to know what I think of 'women's lib.' What shall I tell him?
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I'm trying to figure out a way to clone myself so I can stay home all day and still get a paycheck.
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Bonehead
I was boned |
How is it you guys take a shower every day and do it without stepping on the soap?
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Can you send someone over? The tv's making a high-pitched whistling sound.
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A bunch of men-in-suits are keeping those press and tv people out of here 'til they had a chance to explain what's wrong with me.
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I wouldnt know a 'home-run' if I saw one.
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The rear-view mirrors are their idea; just until my neck gets better.
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It took me three hours, but I finally discovered why I was limping. I lost the heel of my shoe.
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I'm building a computer which could replace the government.
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The tv wont be ready 'til next friday.
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What sort of dog eats carrots?
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My doctor says I gotta go to bed and take a couple of aspirins.
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What exactly is 'new&improved lettuce'?
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My horoscope says be prepared for a whirlwind romance!
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Butcher Harris is operating on me tomorrow morning.
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