Got a DUI on July 4th.

Drove about 10 miles from my partying spot and was 15 seconds down the street from my house when I got popped.

Ah damn dude, that blows.

That BLOWSSSSSS

ill take two GBs tonight in your honor while pouring the rest of my 40 on the ground.

What's a GB?

Gravity Bong?

It just amazes me that I can drive 5-10 miles on a major state road and drive through the middle of town without incident. Only when I get on my street and I'm within a football field's distance of my house do I get caught.

That's what they all say... mister

Just got a half O of AK-47. Beautiful buds.

EDIT: Good lord. This stuff is GOOD. Probably some of the best I've ever had.

We had some float through about 3 months ago, it is great stuff. We actually have come accross a great strain of White Rhino; it's very good.

I'm loving it. I can't take more than a couple of hits before I'm in lala land.

Smoked two blunts yesterday back-to-back after not smoking for ~1 month.

Why oh why is my favorite plant illegal? :(

If I ever have a daughter, I'll name her Mary Jane.

30mgs adderall. yummy.

If I ever have a daughter, her name will be Alice!

I ask myself this question almost every day. It's about time for somebody to start organizing protests at each state capital and then get a media wave of pissed off stoners on TV.

Friend of mine took 3mg of xanax last night and ended up falling down on her desk, fracturing her wrist. Dumbass.

Took a klonopin before work. Hooray for floatiness!

still have 5g of mango haze!

40mgs Adderall.

i still havent had any adderall

I guess this can go into the LULZ Drug thread.
Pretty fucked up I would say. I would say it's even inhumane to do something like this.

Wow that is fucked up. Also you never trying adderall is fucked up too.

Wtf? GET ON THAT HOE

Obama pressed ecstacy!

http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcont...s.10bab15.html

I was just reading about that, so damn hilarious. I want some just to have to show my grandkids in 50 years.

Bah, I thought you were linking to an article saying Obama performed the act of pressing ecstacy at some point in the past.

v.v

hilarious

http://www.moonbattery.com/obama-ecstasy.jpg
http://www.wtfing.com/wp-content/upl...ma-ecstasy.jpg
http://psiopradio.com/wp-content/upl...bamapills1.jpg

While they probably are intended to look like Obama, I wouldn't consider it beyond belief that it's coincidence. I could make a better Obama die than that.

So god damn depressed... consuming 80mgs adderall.

That would just make my anxiety shoot through the roof and make my body feel like shit.

Well, we will see what happens. =/

Haha, let us know...

So far I'm fine. Bit of a headache, not really feeling the affects. My tolerance is high as usual. Anxiety is normal.

try living in a 3rd world country with no electricity. Now THAT'S depressing!

I concur.

At least you aren't in the Navy. Here's what my friend has to say about it:

"Picture ship life like this: Say you work at McDonald’s full time, and you’re required to do an extra 40 hours a week of unpaid overtime. Your one day weekend is a Monday, and you cant leave McDonalds. When your work day is done you take a shitty ass army cot and pitch it in a dumpster out back right next to the rest of the employees. Then you take the retired members of Stomp, who’ve lost all sense of rhythm, and have them make the most horrible noises outside your dumpster for the 6 hours you’ll be trying to sleep. Then add in the idea that at any given point of the night you could be woken up for a random jackoff who needs something from you, removing those 6 hours of sleep."

Usually that's a great thing!

Yikes, fuck the Navy.

Not when you're doing the jerking.

Unless your Mantra.

You're*

For great justice.

goddamn i hate you guys you know i dont proofread