Rub your eyes a little and you might change your mind.

http://www.somethingawful.com/cliff/...age-206-03.jpg

"Oh no, the Dick Witch is here to shove her log into your eye. Jesus fucking Christ, what's the deal with all the mutants and wood today? I hate wood, I once fell asleep in the forest and I woke up in a jail! How the hell does that work, I fall asleep for five fucking hours and they somehow manage to build an entire jail around me, what kind of fucking shit is that? It's some Russian communist Cuban thing I tell you, and also I hate witches so that's that and if you can't deal with it then you can go back to Canada and your little commie pinko health care system."

http://www.somethingawful.com/cliff/ihateyou/

Rub rub... AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No offense to wiccans... but it is funny... though you guys don't look like shit like this guy in his gay little costume.

lmfao you are truly weird yet funny

Click the link for 209 pages of this shit.

lol I will look at it later

I'm busy getting 2500 posts!

http://www.somethingawful.com/cliff/...age-206-05.jpg


"The Alverson family. They've got drawings all over their putrid corpses so they might disguise themselves as real humans. No luck, chuckwagons, I've been using their heads to clean my chimney for the past month."


Thank god for the NO signs, huh? Goddamn that's ugly.

WOOHOO! I HIT 2500!!! FINALLY!!!! CONGRATS TO ME!!! GOD I"M THE COOLEST! I AM THE BEST!! WORSHIP ME!!! BLARG!!!
























lol j/k, but, woo :)

http://www.somethingawful.com/cliff/...age-206-06.jpg

"How the hell could somebody throw out a perfectly good chair like that? Oh wait, upon closer inspection, there appears to be a gigantic humanoid-shaped shit stain on it. Nevermind."

http://www.somethingawful.com/cliff/...age-207-01.jpg

No comment.

http://www.somethingawful.com/cliff/...age-207-02.jpg

"Hey there Ace! Enjoy your sperm omelet!"

:] :rofl: :jit:

lmfao!!!

You really should check it out...

http://www.somethingawful.com/cliff/...age-208-01.jpg

"Hahahaha, oh that's just swell, I bet their kids will have one fucking huge lawsuit on their hands. I'm assuming the Yeti Queen and Shower Scrub there will buy a book at the mall and figure out how to reproduce after a few weeks of studying."

http://www.somethingawful.com/cliff/...age-209-03.jpg

Again, no comment...

http://www.somethingawful.com/cliff/...age-204-02.jpg

"The Appleton City Drive In Movie Theater presents...

'YETI PUSHING DINNER: THE MOVIE' "

http://www.somethingawful.com/cliff/...age-204-03.jpg

I don't know what that greasebag of phlegm on the left is, but I'd bang that elf chick on the right. She must be from some other town, one that doesn't have so much fucking cosmetic toxins in the water supply. Not that the freakclowns in this town don't need a few buckets of cosmetics lumped onto their faces to make them vaguely resemble some humanoid-shaped forms.

RESPOND MOTHERFUCKER!

http://www.somethingawful.com/cliff/...age-158-02.jpg

"Two tubby skanks pose in front of the sign for some shitbag town named "TITTENSOR." Before they changed the town to such a fucking stupid name, it used to be called 'Big Fat White Bloated Fleshy Cow-ville.' "

http://www.somethingawful.com/cliff/...age-147-01.jpg

"Oh look, it's a tattooed fetus with glasses, how lovely."

http://www.somethingawful.com/cliff/...age-144-04.jpg

An extra for the newest Appleton City hit film, "Night of the Living Goddamn Shitheaded Assholes That I Caught Hanging Around Near my Motherfucking Toolshed That I Was Almost Done With Until They Leaned on a Goddamn Board That I Told Them Not to Fucking Lean On and Then the Entire Left Wing of it Collapsed and the Moron Tried to Run Away But Forgot He Left His Shitty 1995 Ford Taurus In My Goddamn Driveway So I Began to Beat the Unholy Shit Out of It With a Pickax Until I Passed Out in the Middle of the Fucking Street and Ended Up Getting a Bruise on My Ribs Where a Wheelbarrow Ran Into Me."

http://www.somethingawful.com/cliff/...age-138-02.jpg

These people are just... hey wait... this isn't bad... :]

Wait... can I post that?

http://www.somethingawful.com/cliff/...age-134-01.jpg

HOORAH!

http://www.somethingawful.com/cliff/...age-132-05.jpg

Hello, welcome to Hell. This is a photograph of what will haunt you for the rest of your life. Every time you close your eyes, you will see this. Every time you go to sleep, you will see this. It is the Devil himself.

http://www.somethingawful.com/cliff/...age-128-01.jpg

NO FUCKING COMMENT NEEDED! :]

http://www.somethingawful.com/cliff/...ge-128-05a.jpg

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!?!?!?

http://www.somethingawful.com/cliff/...age-126-01.jpg

Lump enough zit cream on this bastard's ugly mug and his entire head will disappear.

http://www.somethingawful.com/cliff/.../page44-01.jpg

Oh, sorry lady, there appears to be a horrible photo defect in your prom picture. Let me fix that.

http://www.somethingawful.com/cliff/...age44-01-a.jpg

MUCH BETTER!

Dude! Cliff Yablonski fucking rules!

Yep!

1/3 of Taiwanese funeral processions include a stripper

1/3 of Taiwanese funeral processions include a stripper

Queen Elizabeth I of England owned nearly 3,000 gowns

Queen Elizabeth I of England owned nearly 3,000 gowns

The most recorded song of all time, with more than 2,000 versions, is 'Yesterday' by the Beatles. It originally appeared on the 'Help!' soundtrack, and was number one for four weeks in 1965.

The most recorded song of all time, with more than 2,000 versions, is 'Yesterday' by the Beatles. It originally appeared on the 'Help!' soundtrack, and was number one for four weeks in 1965.