Roulette was invented by the great French mathematician and philosopher Blaise Pascal. It was a by product of his experiments with perpetual motion

Rabbits poop twice. They semi-digest their meal the first time, poop it out, eat it up and digest it again, before pooping the hard brown pellets that we see when we go walking.

Rabbits poop twice. They semi-digest their meal the first time, poop it out, eat it up and digest it again, before pooping the hard brown pellets that we see when we go walking.

Flamingo tongues were a common delicacy at Roman feasts

Flamingo tongues were a common delicacy at Roman feasts

ZeLaRoN 0wNs YoU. Hellmonkeys 0wNs ALL.

ZeLaRoN 0wNs YoU. Hellmonkeys 0wNs ALL.

Penguins are g0d.

Penguins are g0d.

I wish I was a turtle...then I could walk arround with a big shell.

I wish I was a turtle...then I could walk arround with a big shell.

Santa Claus is my father...Then a leprachaun ate him.

Santa Claus is my father...Then a leprachaun ate him.

I once had a kid...then the Easter Bunny put him in an egg and ate him.

I once had a kid...then the Easter Bunny put him in an egg and ate him.

Zelaron rocks...You should love it with your life.

Zelaron rocks...You should love it with your life.

TacoX is my hero.

TacoX is my hero.

Crusher is the best man alive.

Crusher is the best man alive.

I really like poatoes.

I really like poatoes.

1 1=90

1 1=90

Its not good to bone goats.

Its not good to bone goats.

Frogs are the devil...seriously...this one killed my grandpa.

Frogs are the devil...seriously...this one killed my grandpa.

I went to hell...then back again...actually it was just Afganistan.

I went to hell...then back again...actually it was just Afganistan.

If you throw a goat at a building, it will knock the building down.

If you throw a goat at a building, it will knock the building down.

A donkey can do anything but bear a child...wait...yes it can, thats how my mom had came.

A donkey can do anything but bear a child...wait...yes it can, thats how my mom had came.

If you take a book and eat it, you will become smarter.

If you take a book and eat it, you will become smarter.

CD's are good phrisbees.

CD's are good phrisbees.