This one time, at band camp, I stuck a tuba in my arse.

This one time, at band camp, I stuck a tuba in my arse.

There are exactly 1,048576 bytes in one megabyte. Half a byte is called a "nybble."

There are exactly 1,048576 bytes in one megabyte. Half a byte is called a "nybble."

ZeLaRoN 0wNs YoU. Hellmonkeys 0wNs ALL.

ZeLaRoN 0wNs YoU. Hellmonkeys 0wNs ALL.

The sea lion is susceptible to sunburn, and if put on board a ship, will get as seasick as a man

The sea lion is susceptible to sunburn, and if put on board a ship, will get as seasick as a man

Penguins are g0d.

Penguins are g0d.

A rat can fall from a 5-story building without injury

A rat can fall from a 5-story building without injury

I wish I was a turtle...then I could walk arround with a big shell.

I wish I was a turtle...then I could walk arround with a big shell.

A Duckbilled Platapus is the only poisionous mammal.

A Duckbilled Platapus is the only poisionous mammal.

Santa Claus is my father...Then a leprachaun ate him.

Santa Claus is my father...Then a leprachaun ate him.

The King Ranch in Texas is bigger than the state of Rhode Island. It comprises 1.25 million acres and was the first ranch in the world to be completely fenced in. At one time, its borders were guarded by armed patrol

The King Ranch in Texas is bigger than the state of Rhode Island. It comprises 1.25 million acres and was the first ranch in the world to be completely fenced in. At one time, its borders were guarded by armed patrol

I once had a kid...then the Easter Bunny put him in an egg and ate him.

I once had a kid...then the Easter Bunny put him in an egg and ate him.

The planet Pluto takes 248 Earth years to orbit the Sun. For 20 of those years, it is closer to the Sun than the planet Neptune

The planet Pluto takes 248 Earth years to orbit the Sun. For 20 of those years, it is closer to the Sun than the planet Neptune

Zelaron rocks...You should love it with your life.

Zelaron rocks...You should love it with your life.

The total water content of the oceans on Earth would take over a million years to pass along the water cycle

The total water content of the oceans on Earth would take over a million years to pass along the water cycle

TacoX is my hero.

TacoX is my hero.

The average bra size today is 36C whereas 10 years ago it was a 34B.

The average bra size today is 36C whereas 10 years ago it was a 34B.

Crusher is the best man alive.

Crusher is the best man alive.

The average adult guinea pig weighs two pounds, or one kilo.

The average adult guinea pig weighs two pounds, or one kilo.

I really like poatoes.

I really like poatoes.

Sophia Loren has 6 toes on her left foot

Sophia Loren has 6 toes on her left foot