An ant can survive for up to two weeks underwater

An ant can survive for up to two weeks underwater

CD's are good phrisbees.

CD's are good phrisbees.

Headphones really suck out your brains and eat them for dinner.

Headphones really suck out your brains and eat them for dinner.

There are 170,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 ways to play the ten opening moves in a game of chess

There are 170,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 ways to play the ten opening moves in a game of chess

If you were born in Los Alamos, New Mexico during the Manhattan project (where they made the atomic bomb), your birth place is listed as a post office box in Albequerque

If you were born in Los Alamos, New Mexico during the Manhattan project (where they made the atomic bomb), your birth place is listed as a post office box in Albequerque

This one time, at band camp, I stuck a tuba in my arse.

This one time, at band camp, I stuck a tuba in my arse.

ZeLaRoN 0wNs YoU. Hellmonkeys 0wNs ALL.

ZeLaRoN 0wNs YoU. Hellmonkeys 0wNs ALL.

A Duckbilled Platapus is the only poisionous mammal.

A Duckbilled Platapus is the only poisionous mammal.

Penguins are g0d.

Penguins are g0d.

Thick clouds cover the surface of Venus. They trap the sun's heat and hence make it the hottest planet in the solar system.

Thick clouds cover the surface of Venus. They trap the sun's heat and hence make it the hottest planet in the solar system.

I wish I was a turtle...then I could walk arround with a big shell.

I wish I was a turtle...then I could walk arround with a big shell.

Acupuncture was first used as a medical treatment in 2700 B.C. by Chinese emperor Shen-Nung

Acupuncture was first used as a medical treatment in 2700 B.C. by Chinese emperor Shen-Nung

Santa Claus is my father...Then a leprachaun ate him.

Santa Claus is my father...Then a leprachaun ate him.

About 70% of all living organisms in the world are bacteria

About 70% of all living organisms in the world are bacteria

A chameleon's tongue can be twice the length of it's body!

A chameleon's tongue can be twice the length of it's body!

Each year, approximately 250,000 American husbands are physically attacked and beaten by their wives

Each year, approximately 250,000 American husbands are physically attacked and beaten by their wives

TacoX is my hero.

TacoX is my hero.

The movies, The Turning Point (1977) and The Color Purple (1985) both share the record of receiving the most Oscar nominations (11) and no Oscar wins

The movies, The Turning Point (1977) and The Color Purple (1985) both share the record of receiving the most Oscar nominations (11) and no Oscar wins

Crusher is the best man alive.

Crusher is the best man alive.

Not all bananas are banana-shaped

Not all bananas are banana-shaped