Guilty.

Ever read any books by Thomas Khun?

not guilty

have you ever lied about being guilty to something in this thread?

Not guilty.

Are you homophobic?

guilty

are you guilty or not guilty of being either guilty or not guilty?

Not guilty?

Have you ever been accused by a person (of any level of sanity or insanity) of being a banana?

Not guilty.


Ever eat fruit?

Guilty. It's a great alternative to chocolates and candy.

Ever snort Pixie Stix?

guilty, it was like 5th grade.


Ever sing by yourself for alot of people?

Guilty - I played Santa in a primary school Christmas play. Had my own song to sing and everything. :)

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Ever been up on stage and played a solo on a musical instrument for a lot of people?

Guilty, played an ocarina in a Robin Hood production. (was Alan a Dale, the minstrel)

Ever woke up with a nosebleed?

Guilty - nutted one of the bedposts. :p

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Ever given someone else a nosebleed?

guilty, exboyfriend.



Ever break someones bone?

Guilty, I made my autistic brother mad enough that he stomped his foot so hard he broke a bone in it. :x

Ever masturbate in public?

not guilty, i dont masterbate at all


Ever forget to wear an important article of clothing in public?

guilty, currently naked in an internet kiosk


do you think you should be punished for your crimes?

Not guilty. I am above the law.

Have you ever fantisized about someone of the same sex if you are straight, or the opposite sex if you are gay?

guilty


have you ever filed a lawsuit out of spite?

Not guilty. Have had a lawsuit against me threatened, though.

Ever said something racist just to piss someone off?

guilty

ever said something nice just to piss someone off

Guilty. It was awesome.

Ever make fun of someone's mom/dad only to find out said person's mom/dad is dead?

Not guilty.

Ever flip someone off on the road?

very guilty.



Ever flirt to get something you wanted? other than the obvious

not guilty, i just take what i want

have you ever considered raping someone?

not guilty



have you ever physically and purposly hurt someone you cared about?

Guilty. I was 7 and for no reason I hit my friend in the back with a baseball bat. I felt like shit for days after that.

Ever play leap frog drunk?

Not guilty..

Ever blacked out from drinking?

... Do I need to answer?


Ever go cow tipping?

Not guilty.

Ever been hit by a vehicle while on foot?

Guilty. Stupid hedges.

Ever cause an enemy to bleed?

Not guilty. But I have hit one of my friends before. (Picture on the 3rd page.)

Have you ever been involved in a hit and run?

Not guilty...



Ever been Jumped?*

Guilty. And they stole our bud. WHAT THE FUCK???

Ever drink a beer with chew spit in it?

Not guilty.

Ever intentionally get a girl wet just to see her breasts through her shirt?

GUILTY!!



Ever see two chicks go to town on each other?

Guilty. Probably one of the hottest things I've seen and been involved in.

Ever punched somebody in the face?

Guilty. Hurt like a bitch.

Have you ever abused/swindled/confused an old person?

Not guilty. I have a conscience to an extent.

Ever play spin the bottle?

lawl guilty. Drunk + 3 guys + 4 girls = one hell of a night.

Ever kicked somebody in the crotch?

Not guilty.

Ever broke into a house and/or building?

Not guilty.

Ever lie about the size of your penis/breasts?