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I agree with atheism, agnosticism, Hinduism, Buddhism, Islam, Judaism, Christianity, etc.
They all have a little something. |
Is that possible?
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A little murder, a little hypocrisy, a little scandal, a little penis, a little yiffing...
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I agree with that one that lets you have multiple wives, it sounds cool.
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Who needs wives? :weird:
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On the subject of religion...
A friend of mine (Danny Gillen) went on a radio show about a week ago, and they were debating Religion. One of the things he said: "Religion is the absence of reason, the sleep of logic". I think you can guess his stance right there. He's a socialist, hates religion. I've only listened to part of it so far, but it's supposed to be fairly good. I'm just uploading it to a host at the mo, so I'll link to it in a bit. http://files.filefront.com/Heart_and.../fileinfo.html |
That was pretty interesting.
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I'll have to download it when I get on my laptop, if mj thinks it's interesting, then it's gotta be good.
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Anything that breaks the lull of local television and presents a reasonable, logical stance on anything I enjoy. I wouldn't mind watching some weird documentary on an Asian belief, or African ceremonies, you name it, I enjoy those random bits of information.
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nerd alert
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Nerd? That's far from the stereotypical group I fall into.
Hmmm... I hate all the cliques, 'I must be emo'. (though by now, emo is a clique.) No, seriously, I don't have my hair in my face, joke about being gay, glare at others, wear black,and generally have a depressive air about me for no reason. I enjoy it. And because I might seem like a conforming, small, gay child by stating I fall into that group, I'm actaully not. Looks are decieving. On the same note, what is wrong with being a 'nerd' persay? Because they will get farther than you ever will in life, that doesn't mean they can't enjoy going through every day without being called names which I'm sure that they aren't completely senseless to. Watch what you say to people online, you don't know what kind of a person they are by reading a post. |
I'm a synchritist deist.
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Nerd Alert!
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I'm not religios 0o
I said "I do" meaning I do agree with atheism...I don't like saying full sentences... |
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Oh lol...so...who's religious? And why haven't they bitched about us?
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I'm a practicing Roman Catholic who gets dragged to church every Sunday. I might believe in God, but I've decided, foolishly, I don't care wether or not I am torrid in hell. Bitch all you want but I've decided.
Also I don't care about your opinion enough to be offended. |
i hope then that you are offended by the opinion i don't have
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I couldn't care less?
----------------------------- Why is your sig and avatar a bee? I've always wondered... |
It's because he was making a Bit Torrent client called BeeTorrent.
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Oh, I see.
A reason for everything, isn't there... |
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Hahaha! That's amazing!!
You go and show him what for, MJ! Or can we all go and lynch him on his forum? |
religion kills people.
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Edit: Wow, this was the stupidest thing I've ever said. Removed from the records!
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Guide to Religions
Awesome guide to religions
Taoism: Shit happens. Confucianism: Confucius say, "Shit happens." Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit. Zen Buddhism: Shit is, and is not. Zen Buddhism #2: What is the sound of shit happening? Hinduism: This shit has happened before. Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah. Islam #2: If shit happens, kill the person responsible. Islam #3: If shit happens, blame Israel. Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it. Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else. Presbyterian: This shit was bound to happen. Episcopalian: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it. Methodist: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve grape juice with it. Congregationalist: Shit that happens to one person is just as good as shit that happens to another. Unitarian: Shit that happens to one person is just as bad as shit that happens to another. Lutheran: If shit happens, don't talk about it. Fundamentalism: If shit happens, you will go to hell, unless you are born again. (Amen!) Fundamentalism #2: If shit happens to a televangelist, it's okay. Fundamentalism #3: Shit must be born again. Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us? Calvinism: Shit happens because you don't work. Seventh Day Adventism: No shit shall happen on Saturday. Creationism: God made all shit. Secular Humanism: Shit evolves. Christian Science: When shit happens, don't call a doctor - pray! Christian Science #2: Shit happening is all in your mind. Unitarianism: Come let us reason together about this shit. Quakers: Let us not fight over this shit. Utopianism: This shit does not stink. Darwinism: This shit was once food. Capitalism: That's MY shit. Communism: It's everybody's shit. Feminism: Men are shit. Chauvinism: We may be shit, but you can't live without us... Commercialism: Let's package this shit. Impressionism: From a distance, shit looks like a garden. Idolism: Let's bronze this shit. Existentialism: Shit doesn't happen; shit IS. Existentialism #2: What is shit, anyway? Stoicism: This shit is good for me. Hedonism: There is nothing like a good shit happening! Mormonism: God sent us this shit. Mormonism #2: This shit is going to happen again. Wiccan: An it harm none, let shit happen. Scientology: If shit happens, see "Dianetics", p.157. Jehovah's Witnesses: >Knock< >Knock< Shit happens. Jehovah's Witnesses #2: May we have a moment of your time to show you some of our shit? Jehovah's Witnesses #3: Shit has been prophesied and is imminent; only the righteous shall survive its happening. Moonies: Only really happy shit happens. Hare Krishna: Shit happens, rama rama. Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit! Zoroastrianism: Shit happens half on the time. Church of SubGenius: BoB shits. Practical: Deal with shit one day at a time. Agnostic: Shit might have happened; then again, maybe not. Agnostic #2: Did someone shit? Agnostic #3: What is this shit? Satanism: SNEPPAH TIHS. Atheism: What shit? Atheism #2: I can't believe this shit! Nihilism: No shit. Rastafarianism is the most appealing in my opinion. :p |
Thanks?
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YOu want to smoke stuff? wtf?
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Nonono. He wants to smoke shit. Slight difference.
I seem to be missing posts, for some reason. Kito's didn't show up as new on the 29th. Still, interesting post, even if it doesn't add to the whole objection to religion. |
It was pretty amusing.
And it didn't show up on new posts till you posted, lenny. |
That's because of the new moderation system. We have validate new members posts before they appear to you guys.
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Way to moderate imo.
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And it seems to be working great... although you can't help but feel slightly sorry for the mods, having to look at every single new post. We get quite a few new members a day, and at least 10% of them post (even if they are just bots).
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I like the Capitalism one...
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