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Titusfied 2006-03-27 12:27 PM

Well, I agree with wanting to know someone before acting sexually with them, but not all the time. There are times when I just go out to fuck a chick, but any chick that I've dated, I held out for at least a month before boning them. My current girlfriend, I waited almost 2 months, and now the sex is quite often, and by far the best sex I've ever had.

gruesomeBODY 2006-03-27 02:10 PM

See i like the month wait thing. But i could never just get up and go fuck a chick. I need some sort of attachment i guess. Its weird to explain.

Titusfied 2006-03-27 02:30 PM

What about girlfriends? Have you ever had a long time girlfriend? What did you do about sex in that situation?

gruesomeBODY 2006-03-27 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Titusfied
What about girlfriends? Have you ever had a long time girlfriend? What did you do about sex in that situation?

I have only had one long term girl friend and that was for 4 months. She had gotten a promise ring from her father when she was 10 and she told me when we started seeing each other that no sex was going to be had. I didnt mind because i liked her and the relationship was actually nice. We fooled around but never went the full way. A relationship about caring for someone is twice as good as a sexual relationship. I mean, if she had said fuck the ring and lets do it, i probably would have, but that never happened.

Titusfied 2006-03-28 07:37 AM

Well, just think how good a relationship would be that had the caring aspect as well as the sexual aspect. They are pure genius.

gruesomeBODY 2006-03-28 12:11 PM

Yea i bet

GutterMind 2006-03-28 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by gruesomeBODY
See i like the month wait thing. But i could never just get up and go fuck a chick. I need some sort of attachment i guess. Its weird to explain.

Get married, then divorced. Then you will go out and bang a couple of chicks for the revenge....

gruesomeBODY 2006-03-28 04:17 PM

HAHA ok, ill get to Vegas ASAP

JRwakebord 2006-03-29 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Titusfied
HOLD ON! Hold the FUCK on! FUCKING HOLD THAT SHIT ON! I SAID HOLD! Hold!!!!!!! On!!!!!!!!!!!

Gruesome is a virgin?


Correct. I think I had the same reaction about a year and a half ago when I found this out, too.

I almost slapped him across the face when he didn't fuck Cameron....

GutterMind 2006-03-29 07:55 PM

If there is any slapping, then slap him on the back. In today's world it is harder to be a virgin than not. Let me assure you, and all kidding aside, with a 16 year-old daughter, I totally respect gruesome for his morals....

gruesomeBODY 2006-03-29 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by GutterMind
If there is any slapping, then slap him on the back. In today's world it is harder to be a virgin than not. Let me assure you, and all kidding aside, with a 16 year-old daughter, I totally respect gruesome for his morals....

Well Gutter, that brought a tear to my eye. Thank you for being so supportive. Trying to hang with JR was tough because he fucked anything. And my friends now think its crazy that i still wont do it. Oh well, im going to say that when i do it, that will be something of great importance and will involve the moon blocking the sun, a tidal wave and water tasting like strawberries. I dont know why i jjust typed that but oh well. All of you read it and are now dumber. Your welcome

JRwakebord 2006-03-29 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GutterMind
If there is any slapping, then slap him on the back. In today's world it is harder to be a virgin than not. Let me assure you, and all kidding aside, with a 16 year-old daughter, I totally respect gruesome for his morals....


You can ask gruesome about my respect for his decision, he knows that I support him on this. It was more a comment on Cameron's hotness than anything else.

Titusfied 2006-03-30 07:01 AM

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Originally Posted by gruesomeBODY
Well Gutter, that brought a tear to my eye. Thank you for being so supportive. Trying to hang with JR was tough because he fucked anything. And my friends now think its crazy that i still wont do it. Oh well, im going to say that when i do it, that will be something of great importance and will involve the moon blocking the sun, a tidal wave and water tasting like strawberries. I dont know why i jjust typed that but oh well. All of you read it and are now dumber. Your welcome

Yeah, but you're going to suck your first time, being super nervous and shit.. Don't get too excited buddy.. Sex gets better with more practice!

gruesomeBODY 2006-03-30 08:25 AM

I except absolutley nothing the first time. Its the second and third that i care about.

Titusfied 2006-03-30 09:30 AM

Yeah man, I'm really looking forward to the next time I have sex! Number 1,032, give or take 100.. :D

sue_13 2006-03-30 10:22 AM

Go with the face-in-the-bed doggy style technique. It's fucking sweet.

Titusfied 2006-03-30 11:16 AM

I got super rough with my girl last week, and she LOVED it. I threw her down, flipped her over, grabbed her arms, and used them to slam my dick in her. I've never fucked that hard before, and it was glorious! She had the most ridiculous orgasm and came everywhere.. I fucking loved it, and she was incredibly out of breath and looking at me like, "Holy fucking shit! That was awesome!"

JRwakebord 2006-03-30 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by GutterMind
with a 16 year-old daughter


Wait a sec... You have a 16 year old daughter? I have a very bad idea for you: Put her on Live with us, just once.

gruesomeBODY 2006-03-30 01:13 PM

Pervert

JRwakebord 2006-03-30 01:18 PM

Hey, 16 is the age of consent in Massachusetts. She's legal.

Titusfied 2006-03-30 01:34 PM

If there's grass on the field, play ball!

JRwakebord 2006-03-30 01:47 PM

Unless Gutter's daughter is shaved/waxed.

Titusfied 2006-03-30 02:04 PM

If she can pee, it's alright for me!

JRwakebord 2006-03-30 02:15 PM

Wow, Gutter is gonna kick my ass.

kenpo sensei 2006-03-30 02:27 PM

OOOHHH yea JR, that will get you an ass kicking. Not cool at all.

GutterMind 2006-03-30 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by JRwakebord
Wow, Gutter is gonna kick my ass.

Sixteen may be legal where you live, but in Mississippi, I have an attorney who can get me probation for killing you, even a minor. Your call.....

JRwakebord 2006-03-30 04:24 PM

Hahaha good to know. Have you had to threaten other men about her before?

gruesomeBODY 2006-03-30 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Titusfied
If she can pee, it's alright for me!

I dont think i have laughed this hard in my entire life. I mean, this thread was funny and all but this brought it to the top 5 posts of all time. Not to mention the thought of JR sleeping with a 16 year old. Trust me he would try.

JRwakebord 2006-03-30 08:18 PM

You apparently have not seen some of the 16 year old girls that I have. I work at the mall, some of them look 20.

gruesomeBODY 2006-03-30 08:46 PM

Case and point

Willkillforfood 2006-03-30 08:59 PM

There are some 16 year old girls that would scare Titusfied into celebacy (sp?) with their kinkiness :P.

gruesomeBODY 2006-03-31 07:21 AM

I had younger women. I really do.

Titusfied 2006-03-31 08:49 AM

I don't know about all that! Actually, I want NOTHING to do with a peeing, shitting, and vomitting during sex. Well.. actually.... I think it would be pretty hot if a chick vomitted because I was skull fucking her so hard!

JRwakebord 2006-03-31 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by gruesomeBODY
I had younger women. I really do.


Say what?

Willkillforfood 2006-03-31 03:39 PM

I'm guessing hate. In which case, I share your sentiments. Younger chicks want to be treated like crap.


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