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also, here's a quote I like "And Thou Shalt take Thine Holy Handgrenade and count to 3. 3 is the number you shall count to. Do not count to 1 or 2 unless 2 is followed by 3. For 3 is the number you shall count to" -Monty Python's Search for the Holy Grail (let me know if i forgot any part of that) |
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the chris farely one and the robin hood one... another "Dont worry harry, I took care of it", Jim Carey... Dumb&Dumber "We landed on the moon!", Jim Carey... Dumb&Dumber and many more from Dumb&Dumber |
There was this part in "Once Upon a Time in Mexico" where Antonio Banderas slipped under this guy with his guns pointed at the guys crotch and he says (in Spanish) "What do you want in Life?"
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Here are some good ones from some movies made by Happy Madison Productions..
Grandma: Sir, can I trouble you for a warm glass of milk? It helps me go to sleep. Orderly: You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up! Now, you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep. You're in my world now, grandma. McGavin: I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast! Gilmore: You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?! Gilmore To Bob Barker: The price is wrong, bitch. These is from Billy Madison: Sandler: Heey, Carl..Good to see you! Chris Farley- NO YELLING ON THE BUS! Principal- Everyone in this room is dumber after hearing you speak. |
You get me slapped with a fine, you argue with the customers and I have to patch everything up, you get us thrown out of a funeral by violating the corpse, and then to top it off, you ruin my relationship. I mean, what's your encore? Do you, like, anally rape my mother while pouring sugar in my gas tank? - Dante Hicks
Dante Hicks: Theoretically, people see money on the counter, and no one around, they think they're being watched. Veronica: Honesty through paranoia. Customer: Cute cat. What's its name? Randal Graves: Annoying customer. Randal Graves: Salsa shark. We're gonna need a bigger boat. Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa, shark's in the salsa. Randal Graves: She'll get over fu**in' a dead guy. Sh**, my Mom's been fu**in' a dead guy for thirty years--I call him Dad. Gwen Turner: He tried to screw me somewhere very uncomfortable once. T.S. Quint: What like the back of a Volkswagen? Brodie Bruce: Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for Sega. |
Got your nose! ~Freddy in Freddy vs. Jason
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Scott Evil: It's no hassle...
Dr. Evil: Sh! Scott Evil: But... Dr. Evil: Sh! Scott Evil: I'm... Dr. Evil: Sh! Scott Evil: All I'm say... Dr. Evil: Sh! Scott Evil: There gonna get a... Dr. Evil: Sh! Scott Evil: I'm... Dr. Evil: Sh! Scott Evil: I'm just... Dr. Evil: Sh! Scott Evil: Would... Dr. Evil: Sh!... Knock-knock. Scott Evil: Who's there? Dr. Evil: Sh! Scott Evil: But... Dr. Evil: Let me tell you a little story about a man named Sh! Sh! even before you start. That was a pre-emptive "sh!" Now, Austin Powers: I've been frozen for 30 years. I've got to see if my bits and pieces are still working. Austin Powers: That's Dr. Evil's cat! Vanessa Kensington: How can you tell? Austin Powers: I never forget a pussy... cat. Vanessa Kensington: Austin, I think I was paranoid about you and Alotta Fagina. Austin Powers: No, you're right I nailed the bird. Vanessa Kensington: Did you used protection ? Austin Powers: Yeah, I had my 9mm with me. Vanessa Kensington: No, I mean a condom. Austin Powers: Only sailors wear condoms baby. Vanessa Kensington: Not in the '90s Austin. Austin Powers: Well they should, those filthy beggars go from port to port. Scott Evil: I just think, like, he hates me. I really think he wants to kill me. Therapist: He doesn't really want to kill you. Sometimes we just say that. Dr. Evil: No actually the boy is quite astute. I really am trying to kill him, but so far unsuccessfully. He's quite wily like his old man. Paddy O'Brien: They're always after me lucky charms. Austin Powers: Name? Austin Danger Powers. Sex? Yes please! Dr. Evil: You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, what do I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here! What do we have? Number Two: Sea Bass. Dr. Evil: Sea bass. Number Two: They're mutated sea bass. Dr. Evil: Are they ill tempered? Number Two: Absolutely. Austin Powers: That's not your mother, it's a man, baby! Austin Powers: That really hurt! I'm gonna have a lump there, you idiot! Who throws a shoe? Honestly! You fight like a woman! Austin Powers: but as long as people are still having promiscuous sex with many anonymous partners without protection while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence-free environment, I'll be sound as a pound! Austin Powers: Well, no offense, but if that is a woman it looks like she was beaten with an ugly stick! Texan: Whoo! That is one crazy get-up, mister... Are you in the show? Austin Powers: No, actually, I'm English. Texan: Oh... sorry. Dr. Evil: I demand the sum... OF 1 MILLION DOLLARS. Austin Powers: [holding Scott hostage] It seems the tables have turned, Dr. Evil. Dr. Evil: Not really. Kill the little bastard, see if I care. Scott Evil: But dad, we just had a breakthrough in group. Dr. Evil: I had the group LIQUIDATED, you little shit! They were insolent! Austin Powers: Pardon me for being rude. It was not me, it was my food. It just popped up to say hello, and now it's gone back down below. |
"Amazing grace, come sit on my face. Don't make me cry, I want a piece of that pie." Nurse in Halloween II.
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The Architect - Hello, Neo.
Neo - Who are you? The Architect - I am the Architect. I created the matrix. I've been waiting for you. You have many questions, and although the process has altered your consciousness, you remain irrevocably [NOTE: Hold mouse over word to get definition] human. Ergo, some of my answers you will understand, and some of them you will not. Concordantly, while your first question may be the most pertinent, you may or may not realize it is also irrelevant. Neo - Why am I here? The Architect - Your life is the sum of a remainder of an unbalanced equation inherent to the programming of the matrix. You are the eventuality of an anomaly, which despite my sincerest efforts I have been unable to eliminate from what is otherwise a harmony of mathematical precision. While it remains a burden to sedulously avoid it, it is not unexpected, and thus not beyond a measure of control. Which has led you, inexorably, here. Neo - You haven't answered my question. The Architect - Quite right. Interesting. That was quicker than the others. *The responses of the other Ones appear on the monitors: "Others? What others? How many? Answer me!"* (Neo1980: I don't agree with whoever wrote this, I think that the monitors are showing Neo's possible answers, possible hinting that there are alternatives to his actions and hence the choice issue comes up. Also, the camera zooms in on Neo's current response, showing the choice made.) The Architect - The matrix is older than you know. I prefer counting from the emergence of one integral anomaly to the emergence of the next, in which case this is the sixth version. *Again, the responses of the other Ones appear on the monitors: "Five versions? Three? I've been lied too. This is bull****."* Neo: There are only two possible explanations: either no one told me, or no one knows. The Architect - Precisely. As you are undoubtedly gathering, the anomaly's systemic, creating fluctuations in even the most simplistic equations. *Once again, the responses of the other Ones appear on the monitors: "You can't control me! **** you! I'm going to kill you! You can't make me do anything!* Neo - Choice. The problem is choice. *The scene cuts to Trinity fighting an agent, and then back to the Architects room* The Architect - The first matrix I designed was quite naturally perfect, it was a work of art, flawless, sublime. A triumph equaled only by its monumental failure. The inevitability of its doom is as apparent to me now as a consequence of the imperfection inherent in every human being, thus I redesigned it based on your history to more accurately reflect the varying grotesqueries of your nature. However, I was again frustrated by failure. I have since come to understand that the answer eluded me because it required a lesser mind, or perhaps a mind less bound by the parameters of perfection. Thus, the answer was stumbled upon by another, an intuitive program, initially created to investigate certain aspects of the human psyche. If I am the father of the matrix, she would undoubtedly be its mother. Neo - The Oracle. The Architect - Please. As I was saying, she stumbled upon a solution whereby nearly 99.9% of all test subjects accepted the program, as long as they were given a choice, even if they were only aware of the choice at a near unconscious level. While this answer functioned, it was obviously fundamentally flawed, thus creating the otherwise contradictory systemic anomaly, that if left unchecked might threaten the system itself. Ergo, those that refused the program, while a minority, if unchecked, would constitute an escalating probability of disaster. Neo - This is about Zion. The Architect - You are here because Zion is about to be destroyed. Its every living inhabitant terminated, its entire existence eradicated. Neo - Bull****. *The responses of the other Ones appear on the monitors: "Bull****!"* The Architect - Denial is the most predictable of all human responses. But, rest assured, this will be the sixth time we have destroyed it, and we have become exceedingly efficient at it. *Scene cuts to Trinity fighting an agent, and then back to the Architects room.* The Architect - The function of the One is now to return to the source, allowing a temporary dissemination of the code you carry, reinserting the prime program. After which you will be required to select from the matrix 23 individuals, 16 female, 7 male, to rebuild Zion. Failure to comply with this process will result in a cataclysmic system crash killing everyone connected to the matrix, which coupled with the extermination of Zion will ultimately result in the extinction of the entire human race. Neo - You won't let it happen, you can't. You need human beings to survive. The Architect - There are levels of survival we are prepared to accept. However, the relevant issue is whether or not you are ready to accept the responsibility for the death of every human being in this world. *The Architect presses a button on a pen that he is holding, and images of people from all over the matrix appear on the monitors* The Architect - It is interesting reading your reactions. Your five predecessors were by design based on a similar predication, a contingent affirmation that was meant to create a profound attachment to the rest of your species, facilitating the function of the one. While the others experienced this in a very general way, your experience is far more specific. Vis-a-vis, love. *Images of Trinity fighting the agent from Neo's dream appear on the monitors* Neo - Trinity. The Architect - Apropos, she entered the matrix to save your life at the cost of her own. Neo - No! The Architect - Which brings us at last to the moment of truth, wherein the fundamental flaw is ultimately expressed, and the anomaly revealed as both beginning, and end. There are two doors. The door to your right leads to the source, and the salvation of Zion. The door to the left leads back to the matrix, to her, and to the end of your species. As you adequately put, the problem is choice. But we already know what you're going to do, don't we? Already I can see the chain reaction, the chemical precursors that signal the onset of emotion, designed specifically to overwhelm logic, and reason. An emotion that is already blinding you from the simple, and obvious truth: she is going to die, and there is nothing that you can do to stop it. *Neo walks to the door on his left* The Architect - Humph. Hope, it is the quintessential human delusion, simultaneously the source of your greatest strength, and your greatest weakness. Neo - If I were you, I would hope that we don't meet again. 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"Do not try and bend the spoon.
That's impossible. Instead only try to realize the truth. What truth? There is no spoon." |
Good fucking shit mjordan, that was pure genious, especially for my mind state at this moment. I commend you, and again, thank you. That was sincerely enjoyable.
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Kevin Spacy in The Usual Suspects:
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was to convince the Earth that he didn't exist" |
We didn't land on Plymouth Rock! Plymouth Rock landed on us!
-Malcolm X |
"We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of the dreams."
-Willy Wonka and the Chocolat Factory |
"I'm the backwards man, the backwards man!" Tom Green, Freddy Got Fingered
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That is one pissed off goalie.
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If you are talking about the quote from Freddy vs. Jason, it was ""That goalie was pissed about somethin'."
"The snozberries taste like snozberries." |
"Your the type of guy that would fuck a guy in his ass and not even have the god damm curtsey to give him a fucking reach around" - Full Metal Jacket.
If someone said it then opps. Don't want to look at every post |
From South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
Chef: You ever heard of the Emancipation Proclomation? General: I don't listen to hip-hop. From Donnie Darko Prinicpal Cole: So, Donnie, explain to me exactly what you said to Mrs' Farmer... Mrs. Farmer: I'll tell you what he said! He asked me to forcibly insert the Life Line exercise card into my anus! Donnie: Why do you wear that stupid bunny-suit? Frank: Why do you wear that stupid man-suit? From Big Trouble In Little China Jack Burton:Great. Walls are probably three feet thick, welded shut from the outside, and covered with brick by now! Wang Chi: Don't give up, Jack! Jack Burton: Okay, I won't, Wang! Let's just CHEW our way out of here. Jack Burton: Ok, you people! Sit tight, hold the fort and keep the home fires burning. And if we're not back by dawn... call the president. Jack Burton: I don't get this at all. I thought Lo Pan- Lo Pan: Shut up, Mr. Burton! You were not brought upon this world to "get it!" From Dogma Azrael: Evil is an abstract. It's a human construct. But, true to his irresponsible nature, man won't own up to being its engineer, so he blames his dark deeds on my ilk. But its not enough to shadow his own exsistence no, he turned hell into a suffering pit, and why? Because it is beyond your ability to simply make personal recompense for the sins you commit. No, you choose rather to create a pyscho-drama, and dwell on a fallace belief that "God could never forgive your grievous offenses." So you bring your guilt and your inner decay with you to Hell. Where the horrid imaginations of so many gluttons for punishment gave birth to the sickness that has infected the abyss since the first one of your kind arrived there, begging to be punished. In doing so, they have transformed the cold and solitude, to pain and misery. I've spent eons privy to the flames, inhaling the decay, hearing the wail of the damned. I know what effect such horrors have on the delicate psyche of an angelic being. I'd rather not exsist than go back to that. |
8 Mile
Jimmy Smith Jr: Hey Sol, do you ever wonder at what point you just got to say fuck it man like when you gotta stop living up here and start living down here? Sol: It's 7.30 in the morning dawg. Jimmy Smith Jr: This shit's gotta happen, and it's gotta happen now. Jimmy Smith Jr: Mom, you gotta stop living your life like this. Jimmy Smith Jr: At least I have a fuckin' job. Jimmy Smith Jr: Here. Tell these people something they don't know about me. Future: I had a lotta names, baby - The most jealous names. I used to be called Maximum, Brimstone, Godfather D - None of 'em worked, you-know-what-Ima-sayin'? 'Til one day someone said I was the future of hip-hop in Detroit. And that was it. Stephanie: I gave 'im that nickname. When he was little he had these buck teeth and big ears and he was so cute, wike a wittle rabbit. Alex: So, I hear you're a real dope rapper. Jimmy Smith Jr: Who told you I was a "dope rapper?" Jimmy Smith Jr: Hey don't be talkin' about my mom or my fuckin' car. I hear everything. Sol: So he a ninja now? Chedder Bob: Fuck the free world. |
"Blame Canda. Blame Canada!"
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Not exactly from a movie, but I love this.
Well, like with our slang. Black people always used to say, "I'm in the house" instead of "I'm here." But then white people all started to say "in the house" so we switched it to "in the hizzouse." Hizzouse became hizzizzouse, and then white folk started saying that, and we had to change it to hizzie, then "in the hizzle" which we had to change to "hizzle fo shizzle," and now, because white people say "hizzle fo shizzle," we have to say "flippity floppity floop." -chef; south park |
Mr. Garrison: Come awn Mr. Slave, let's head back to our Flippity Floppity Floop!
Chef: Aw, dammit! Don't say that! |
Donnie Darko
Cherita- Chut up! Friend- Go back to China, bitch. |
I never found Cherita's involvement in the movie to be as humorous as most people did. I always felt really sorry for her.
Same thing with Gollum from Two Towers. Everyone in the audience was laughing at the scene where he was arguing with himself, and it wasn't intended to be humorous. It was supposed to be painful, but because he's an animated side-character, that automatically means everything he does is intended for comedic relief? I applied the same thing to Cherita. |
Well, I kinda felt sorry for her too, I just chuckle whenever she says "Chut up". Mostly becuase of a funny forum picture I saw.
Anywho, heres another good quote True lies: "I come home one day, and the house is completely empty...I mean COMPLETELY empty. She even took the ice-cube trays out of the freezer. What sick bitch takes the ice-cube trays out of the freezer?! |
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i like when smeagle from LOTR the two towers says"It's mine it came to me!"
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Don't get me wrong, I love weed. I LOVE IT! But not as much as I love pussy.
-Thurgood, Half Baked You guys gotta get me out of here! There's this guy Nasty Nate who wants my cocktail fruit, and everyone here likes fresh fish! Then The Squirrel Master came out of left field and told me I'm his bitch! -Kenny Davis, Half baked Scarface: Don't worry, man. All we gotta do to get you out is to get ten percent of ten million dollars. Which by our calculations is... Brian: ...Fucking impossible, man! -Half Baked I don't do drugs, though. Just weed. -Thurgood, Half Baked In eleven days I'm as good as skewered! Ever take your clothes off and run backwards through a cornfield? -Kenny Davis, Half Baked There are three things that Black people need to tell the truth about. Number one: Rodney King should've gotten his ass beat for being drunk in a Honda a white part of Los Angeles. Number two: O.J. did it! And number three: Rosa Parks didn't do nuthin' but sit her Black ass down! -Eddie, Barbershop See, in my day, a barber was more than just somebody who sit around in a FUBU shirt with his drawers hanging all out. In my day, a barber was a counselor. He was a fashion expert. A style coach. Pimp. Just general all-around hustler. But the problem with y'all cats today, is that you got no skill. No sense of history. And then, with a straight face, got the nerve to want to be somebody. Want somebody to respect you. But it takes respect to get respect. Understand? See, I'm old. But, Lord willing, I'd be spared the sight of seeing everything that we worked for flushed down the drain by someone who don't know no better or care. -Eddie, Barbershop This ain't no Goddamn school of the blind, Calvin! This is the barbershop! The place where a black man means something! Cornerstone of the neighborhood! Our own country club! I mean, can't you see that? Hell, that's the problem with your whole generation. You know, y'all... you don't believe in nothin'. But your father, he believed in something, Calvin. He believed and understood that something as simple as a little haircut could change the way a man felt on the inside. -Eddie, Barbershop Boy, look, look! Look! Your daddy may not had a whole lot of money. Oh, but he was rich, because he invested in people. What'd you think? You think I was the only one he gave a job to, Calvin? No! That man opened up the doors to anybody and any knucklehead around here in the city of Chicago that wanted to come down here and make somebody out themselves. Gave the opportunity to be somebody! A licensed professional barber. Now, me, myself, personally... I wouldn't gave half these bail-jumpers the opportunity. But, you know, it's just hard enough. You sit in there and try to cut somebody's head and gotta worry about this fool over there trying to shank you. But let me tell you somethin'. At the end of the day... the end of the day, I was glad I was here. -Eddie, Barbershop For one brief embarrassing moment, I chose to give up. But your words were just the reminder I needed. Perhaps insignificant to you, but sometimes I think we're unaware of how the little things for us can be so huge for others. -Samir, Barbershop Boy: [to Jimmy] You cut a patch in my head! Eddie: Shane, look over there! He cut a patch in the li'l boy head; got him lookin' like "101 Dalmatians." You ever heard a' that movie? He look like a Dalmatian! That's one hundred an' two! -Barbershop Ricky: We don't need reparations! We need restraint! Billy: "Restraint"? Ricky: "Restraint"! Some discipline! Don't go out and buy a Range Rover when you livin' with your mama! And pay your mama some rent! And can we please, please, *please* try and teach our kids something other than the "Chronic" album? And *please*, Black people, try and be on time for something other than free before eleven at the club! -Barbershop Paul Edgecomb: On the day of my judgment, when I stand before God, and He asks me why did I kill one of his true miracles, what am I gonna say? That is was my job? My job? John Coffey: You tell God the Father it was a kindness you done. I know you hurtin' and worryin', I can feel it on you, but you oughta quit on it now. Because I want it over and done. I do. I'm tired, boss. Tired of bein' on the road, lonely as a sparrow in the rain. Tired of not ever having me a buddy to be with, or tell me where we's coming from or going to, or why. Mostly I'm tired of people being ugly to each other. I'm tired of all the pain I feel and hear in the world everyday. There's too much of it. It's like pieces of glass in my head all the time. Can you understand? Paul Edgecomb: Yes, John. I think I can. -The Green Mile Arlen Bitterbuck: Do you believe that if a man repents enough for what he done wrong, than he'll get to go back to the time that was happiest for him and live there forever? Could that be what heaven's like? Paul Edgecomb: I just about believe that very thing. Arlen Bitterbuck: I had a young wife when I was eighteen. We spent the summer in the mountains, made love every night. After we would talk sometimes till the sun came up, and she'd lay there, bare breasted in the fire light... that was my best time. -The Green Mile Whenever I despair, I remember that the way of truth and love has always won. There may be tyrants and murderers, and for a time, they may seem invincible, but in the end, they always fail. Think of it: always. -Gandhi, Gandhi An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind. -Gandhi, Gandhi I AM NOT GOING TO BURY MY SON! MY SON IS GOING TO BURY ME! -John Q, John Q My son is dieing, and I'm broke. If I don't qualify for Medicare, WHO THE HELL DOES? -John Q, John Q I would tell you what I think of you, but I am a Christian woman. -Denise, John Q It's not what's in a kid's backpack that makes him dangerous, it's what's in his heart. -Val, Bang Bang You're Dead |
From I'm Gonna Git You Sucka!
Chris Rock: I jus' want one rib! |
This thread still hasn't died....?
"Misa making you combat general." |
I can't believe I forgot this:
Terrance: Shut your fucking face uncle fucka You're a cock sucking ass licking uncle fucka You're an uncle fucka, yes its true Nobody fucks uncles quite like you Phillip: Shut your fucking face uncle fucka You're the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucka You dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn, You just fuck your uncle all day long (farting noises) Terrance: Hmm! (farting noises) (laughing) (farting noises) Some Guy: What's going on here? (farting noises) People: OOOoooooooooooooh Fucker fucker uncle fucka uncle fucka fucka fucka fucka T & P: Shut your fucking face uncle fucka (Terrance: uncle fucka) Terrance: You're a boner biting bastard uncle fucka Phillip: You're an uncle fucka I must say Terrance: Well you fucked your uncle yesterday Everyone: (laughing) People: Uncle fucka... thats Everyone: U-N-C-L-E fuck you Uncle Fuckaaaaaa tonight... Phillip: Suck my balls! |
a great adventure is waiting for you ahead
hurry onward Lemmiwinks or you will soon be dead teh journey before you may be long and filled with woahs but you must escape the gay man's ass or your tale cant be told Lemmiwinks (x4) Lemmiwinks journey a distance far and fast to find a wayout of a gay man's ass the road ahead is filled with danger and fright but push onward Lemmiwinks with all of you might TALKING: Lemmiwinks you are coming to the entrance of the small intestant there you must seek out the sparrow prince the sparrow prince lies somewhere way up ahead dont look back Lemmiwinks or youll soon be dead Lemmiwinks Lemmiwinks the time is growing late slow down now and seal your fate SPARROW PRINCE: i am the sparrow prince long has my spirit been trapped in this place before you lies the maze of the small intestants one path leads to te stomach the other to certain doom take with you this helmet and torch let them be your guide take the magic helmet torch to help you light the way theres still alot of ground to cross inside the man so gay ahead of you lies adventure and your strength still lies within freedom from the ass of doom is the treasure you will win Lemmiwinks came to the stomach god beneath the depths of the lungs and heart CATATAFISH: you chose your path wisely Lemmiwinks i am the catatafish Catatafish of the stomach's cove CATATAFISH: if you answer this riddle the esophagas will let you pass catatafish's riddle will soon be told TALKING: hang on Lemmiwinks you solved the catatafish's riddle now your trials are nearly through Lemmiwinks has made it out the tale is nearly through great job Lemmiwinks thanks to you we are all free but your adventures are just begining for you are no ordinary gerbil Lemmiwinks you are the gerbil king ALL HAIL THE GERBIL KING now the ger the gerbil king has more adventures to go on fly away to faraway lands into the setting sun theres still so many enemies and battles yet to fight for Lemmiwinks the gerbil king is to be told another night le-lemmiwinks le-le-lemmiwins le-lemmiwinks lemmiwinks lemmiwinks lemmiwinks (x2) gerbil king ahh dude dude jesus christ ahh |
I couldn't imagine if this wasn't already posted, and I'm not about to go through all 100 or so posts to find out. Either way, it deserves a double posting, if that is the case:
Wallace: Sons of Scotland! I am William Wallace! Scotsman: William Wallace is seven feet tall! Wallace: Yes, I've heard! Kills men by the hundreds! And if he were here, he'd consume the English with fireballs from his eyes...and bolts of lightning from his arse! (laughter) I AM William Wallace! And I see, a whole army of my countrymen, here in defiance of tyranny. You've come to fight as free men, and free men you are. What will you do with that freedom? Will you fight? Scotsman: Fight? Against that? No, we will run, and we will live. Wallace: Aye, fight and you may die. Run, and you'll live. At least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that...for one chance...just ONE CHANCE to come back here to tell our enemy that they may take out lives, but they will never take OUR FREEDOM!!!" |
From Sports Night
Isaac: And may I repeat, Dana, that things I say in my office stay in my office! Dana: Natalie is my second in command, she's the only person I told! Natalie: Jeremy is my boyfriend, he's the only person I told! Jeremy: I told many, many people. |
Sports Night is a television show.
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And on that note, more Sports Night quotes! Dan Rydell: I will not be the subject of your mockery. Casey McCall: Oh, I think you shall. Dan Rydell: What are you, nuts? Are you just some... nutty-nut girl who's nuts? Dan Rydell: [on the air] We'll bring you the thrill of victory, the agony of defeat-and, because we've got soccer highlights, the sheer pointlessness of a zero-zero tie. Dan Rydell: You're nineteen feet tall, why are you wearing heels? Sally Sasser: Do you feel diminutive? Dan Rydell: No, but now I have to look up that word. [After Casey makes a presentation for his son's class] Natalie: What did you do for the presentation? Casey McCall: I did what I do, Natalie. I did what I do. Dan Rydell: You screwed up your romantic life in front of fifth-graders? |
You see Billy it's like this, you either smoke or you get smoked. And you got smoked.
-Sidney, White Men Can't Jump You can put a cat in an oven, but that don't make it a biscuit. -Sidney, White Men Can't Jump Oh man shut your anorexic malnutrition tapeworm-having overdose on Dick Gregory Bohemian diet-drinking ass up. Leave me alone! -Sidney, White Men Can't Jump Billy Hoyle: My name ain't chump, it's Billy Hoyle. Sidney Deane: Billy Hoyle. BILLY HOYLE. Billy Hoyle. Okay Billy... can you count to ten, Billy? Billy Hoyle: Yeah. Sidney Deane: Good. What's the score... Billy? Billy Hoyle: I don't know. Sidney Deane: Then you're a chump. Billy Hoyle: I may be a chump, I just said that wasn't my name. Billy, listen to me. White men can't jump. -Sidney, White Men Can't Jump You are so stupid. It would take your mother 1, no. 2 hours to watch 60 MINUTES. -Billy; White Men Can't Jump Billy Hoyle: You calling me ugly? Sidney Deane: Your mother did. I'll tell you what. Why don't we take all these bricks and build a shelter for the homeless, so maybe your mother will have a place to stay. -Billy; White Men Can't Jump Sidney Deane: Billy, I have four words for you: "Listen to the Woman". Billy Hoyle: What the hell does that mean, "Listen to the woman"? I TRIED to listen to the woman and you're the one who talked me out of it. Sidney Deane: Wait a minute. I didn't talk you out of anything. I presented you with an option and you took it. I never told you, but you sound a little like Dr. Seuss when you're drunk. -Anna; Sixth Sense I see dead people. -Cole; Sixth Sense |
This was a fucking BADASS line... It is from one of my favorite characters of all time (Beatrix in the Kill Bill series) in Kill Bill Volume 2.
Elle, the patch eyed arch enemy of Beatrice, stares her down with sword in hand. Elle:"I killed your master, and now I am going to kill you with your own sword... Which will belong to me in the immediate future." Beatrix: "Bitch, you don't have a future." |
It's Beatrix, not Beatrice.
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You win, still a godly quote though.
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