"Oh what the fuck am I supposed to do??? I am such a CRAPPY superhero!!" cried poor Mama's Boy!

After crying a good long while, Mama's Boy decided to get his cable TV illegally, figuring society owed him for being a superhero.

Just then, he heard shouting coming from a nearby wildlife reservation.

A sentence compiles of a NOUN and a VERB.

"Huh? Why would the words "A sentence compiles of a NOUN and a VERB" come from a wildlife preserve?", thought Mama's Boy briefly, before realizing.. the English Teacher's Convention was in danger!

.......oh is this the part where i'm suposed to care?

After realizing that he really DIDN'T care about English teachers, he relaxed and watched some free HBO.

"oooo....sexy and the city" he replyed to himself

They were talking on the phone.
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As he heard the mangled screams of the teachers as their blood was being transplaced with 20 gallons of hydrochloric acid, he jumped into the air to releive himself of his wedgie.

Then he realized, "Hey, I've got super hearing too, so I guess I'm the best superhero ever!" before sinking into tears again for yet ANOTHER failed rescue attempt.

But just then he remembered he has time travel abilities too, so he went back in time to remove all the teachers' blood so it couldn't be transplaced with 20 gallons of acid.

"But wait! If I went back in time to remove the teachers' blood, then the blood never got transplaced, so I never went back in time to stop the transplacement because it never happened, but if I didn't go back in time, then the blood DID get transplaced, making me go back in time!"

Then he looked to his left and saw his future self that was him in the future(duh) and he was instantly ripped from existance.

The space-time paradox resolved itself nicely, and Mama's Boy found himself standing where (and when) he was before he attempted time travel.

Then he suddenly got the urge to JUMP UP AND DO THE PENGUIN DANCE while drinking coconut milk and chewing toilet paper balls.

Err... right...

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After he noticed all the funny looks people were giving him, he plopped back on the couch at home, and watched the news, to see if anything terrible happened in the town of Zelaron, where he lived.

On the news he saw a humungous man eating chicken rampaging through the town, so he decided to teleport to the town and hand the man a moist towellette.

"Wow! All this time I thought that I was 'teh suck'(sic), but now I know that I'm the best superhero ever, and I could even save the world from that large UFO destroying the Eastern half of China!" thought Mama's Boy.

So he teleported onto the UFO and sang "where's your head at" with the aliens until they all got tired and crashed the UFO into the pacific ocean to be further tested by the CIA immediately after he teleported back in front of his TV.

After Mama's Boy's ridiculous teleporting/time traveling/alien encounter/acid blood transfusion adventure, he decided he would watch a little TV, but his plans were halted when he was suddenly struck with a voracious craving for burritos!