We have one, his name is WW.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello.
Stranger: hello
You: Have you found Jesus?
Stranger: i have. he's in my pants right now
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Wow, I can't believe I forgot about that.....

There we go, got the big avatar back! That was bothering me.

Stranger: I am a tin of peas!
You: May I stir you with my large, bulbous spoon?

I wish that stranger was me... that could have made an interesting conversation.

This wasn't Omegle, but it was a great conversation between me and coffeedagger:
Asamin

Bob is not a spy

I am sure of that
Coffeedagger

wanna bet?

does he smoke?
Asamin

Nope
Coffeedagger

is he french in any way?
Asamin

No
Coffeedagger

hmm

this is a clever spy

i think he is disguised
Asamin

Haha
Coffeedagger

you might wanna see if you can set him on fire

if he burns he is a spy

if not

he is on your team
Asamin

Wow

Coffeedagger

He is the father of the bride

I've known him for years
Coffeedagger

...

have you ever heard teh story of the spy

who disguised as blue and lived a life of blue after the battle?

he lived well into his old age

and eventually he did sap that sentry

and abandon his family

never trust anyone

EVEN YOU! MIGHT BE A SPY
Asamin

O SHIT!
REALLY?
Coffeedagger

yes Asamin

even you
Asamin

O SHIT!
Coffeedagger

but you'd know
Asamin

WHAT DO I DO?

Ok Coffeedagger
Coffeedagger

well
Asamin

you know what
Coffeedagger

are you a spy?
Asamin

I'll come clean

you got me
Coffeedagger

O.O
Asamin

I am a spy
Coffeedagger

you son of a bitch
Asamin

Don't worry

It's not you I'm after
Coffeedagger

you son of a bitch

i'm gonna burn you next time i see yuou

because

i play pyro sometimes

just to route out spys
Asamin

It won't work

The new stuff they have out makes it so we don't burn anymore
Coffeedagger

Asamin....

no

theres no new stuff XD

you're flamable just like everyone else
Asamin

How would you know?
Coffeedagger

except pyros, they're not

because Asamin
Asamin

Your not a spy are you?
Coffeedagger

i am spy
Asamin

O.O
You son of a bitch!
Coffeedagger

i am well trained

you'll never catch me
Asamin

same

Who do you work for?
Coffeedagger

myself
Asamin

Ha! Your not a good spy

If you were a good spy

you would have killed me for asking that
Coffeedagger

it is obvious though

i work alone

fr myself

it is obvious though

i work alone

fr myself
Asamin

I assume your not after me?

But you might be

the spy always becomes friends with the enimy
Coffeedagger

i never really was on your side
Asamin

O SHIT
Asamin

Time to make myself scarce

Don't do that again!

Horrible paragraphing makes my eyes bleed. :(

You: Stranger

Stranger: hello

You: What are you buying

Stranger: nothing...

Stranger: ._.

You: What do you want from me then

Stranger: NOTHING XD

You: Why are you so friendly

You: That's just weird.

Stranger: because im cool like that

You: Now you're getting arrogant.

Stranger: okay

Stranger: im sorry

You: I don't mean that..

You: Arrogant is good

Stranger: forgive me my love ;D

You: Arrogance is better than ignorance.

Stranger: true true

You: What's your favourite food

Stranger: chocolate babeh

You: I like deep fried stuff, but I try to resist the urge.

Stranger: haha

Stranger: same here sometimes

You: You think I'm fat don't you.

You: You hesitated a little when you said haha.

You: Haha takes like 2 seconds to tpye

You: type

You: took you 10 seconds

Stranger: haha

Stranger: okay okay

You: you must have typed something like "You bloated whale!!"

Stranger: i was talking to my boyfriend

You: then thought it's rude.

Stranger: i didnt

You: You don't like whale?

Stranger: never had it

You: What, I mean as an animal

You: not as food

Stranger: ohes

You: what do you do for fun

You: in your free time

Stranger: write bl manga

You: what

You: That's a weird hobby

Stranger: "boy love"

You: I know what it is

You: How do you write manga

Stranger: how do you know what it is?

You: I thought you draw manga

You: and write fanfic

Stranger: you do but i write it first

You: and you draw them

Stranger: nad then draw the story

Stranger: *and

You: you draw boys kissings and riding each other

Stranger: yep

Stranger: and im good at it too

Stranger: ^_^

You: do they burn in hell

You: at the end of the story

Stranger: no

You: do you think fire is difficult to draw because of

You: the free flowing shape

Stranger: sorta

Stranger: i dont draw fire much

You: what do you draw then

Stranger: sex scenes

Stranger: with the help of my boyfriend

You: Now you're just making stuff up.

Stranger: nu uh

Stranger: D8

Stranger: you want to ask him?

Stranger: hes in the other room

You: No.

You: This is weird.

Stranger: Um... BL.. geh..

Stranger: HOw dare you say My dimitri doesn't write BL novels

Stranger: *how

Stranger: ._.

You: What.

Stranger: ....

Stranger: .....................................

Stranger: ..............................
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I ran out of time to edit it, my mom was yelling at me. I was going to come back later and fix it up.

Then why don't you fix it now, so that everyone can forget about it?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I have a large penis
You: Me too. Wanna sword fight?
Stranger: do i get a shield?
You: If you want to call your bloody brown eye a shield, then sure.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: well, hello!
Stranger: wesh
Stranger: sava ?
You: wesh sava
You: this language is ignorant to me.
Stranger: oai é toi ?
You: PLAIN ignorant to me.
You: oai e toi? is that what you are asking?
Stranger: pk ?
You: PKPK ^_^_^_^_^_^
Stranger: jte baize
You: u wanna duel?
Stranger: salopesuce ma bite
You: YEAH ^_^KK PK
Stranger: pute
Stranger: i'm tai tai
Stranger: baise les hatai comme toi
Stranger: eh
Stranger: tu te branles ??
Stranger: i'm french and u ?
You: FRENCH FUCKER
You: IM AMERICAN
You: FUCK YEAH
You: AMERIKAN
Stranger: okay
You: GOT IT YEH HUH HUH YEAH
Stranger: nike ta mere
Stranger: hahhhhhhh
You: I SUPPORT THE RED WHITE AND BLUE
Stranger: ta lé boule !!!!
You: yeah OUR FLAG HUH HUH YEAH!
You: YEAH TA LE BOULE
Stranger: france
You: sucks
You: I know.
Stranger: ta le sum
Stranger: FRANCE
You: worst country ever = france
You: FRANCE LOL
You: HAHAHAHA
Stranger: is most
You: IS MOST
You: disgusting
Stranger: bush
You: women don't shower, don't shave their armpits.
Stranger: is in my ass
You: yes, they have bushes
You: yes you have a bush in your ass
You: thats gross
Stranger: you're a motherfucking
You: shave that 70's porno shit
Stranger: FRANCE is most
You: yeah I fuck your mohter, that's right.
Stranger: you're jealous
Stranger: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhh
You: I'M jealous?
Stranger: you want to be a french
You: Yes, because I want my women to smell like cheese and cheap wine.
Stranger: yes
You: yes, I want to be part of the most worthles country ever.
Stranger: aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
You: You know the only war the French won?
Stranger: it's the first country
Stranger: in tourism
You: the french revolution
Stranger: !!!
You: wow, and yet nobody wants to be french
Stranger: FRENCH FUCK USA
You: they just like the monuments. GTFO here
Stranger: !!!!!!!
You: FUCK THE USA
You: FUCK YOU FRENCH PEICE OF SHIT.
Stranger: french is beautiful
You: wrong.
Stranger: ta les boule ptite pute
Stranger: t'es une pute
Stranger: toi tu sais ?
Stranger: salope

That was really funny.

bush....

is in my ass

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: SHIT
Stranger: HELP
You: omg?
You: OMG?!
Stranger: MY LIFE DEPENDS ON THIS
Stranger: SHITSHITSHIT
You: okay, i'm listening.
Stranger: GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING ASL RIGHT NOW OR THEY SHOOT ME
You: OMG ASL
You: FUCK
You: fuckk uhhh uhhhhhhhhh
You: idk idk idk idk
You: SHIT
You: its like
Stranger: SHIT
You: add one, carry the
You: ohhhhhhh
You: im 21!!
You: shity
Stranger: SHITSHITSHIT
Stranger: HOLY SHIT
You: okay i'm 21
Stranger: ANDAND?
You: and .. wait wait wait
You: LEME LOOK! HOLD ON
Stranger: OH GOOOOD
You: okay I have a dick
You: IM A GUY!!
Stranger: I NEED THIS
You: ITS A BOY!
Stranger: OK GOOD!!!
You: okay, hold on
You: let me find a map
You: FUCK
Stranger: OHMYGOD
You: OKAY I LIVE IN FLORIDA
You: SHIT
Stranger: OH SHIT
You: !!!
Stranger: THank GOD
Stranger: Fuck
You: okay.
Stranger: Holy shit...
Stranger: now...
You: you going to die still?
Stranger: Do you... have some weed?
You: I actually do.
You: a little sour diesel
You: huhhhhhh
Stranger: Sour diesel?
Stranger: That's fucking gasoline.
You: OMG
You: no, its crippy
Stranger: Crippy?
You: kryp
Stranger: ARE YOU IN A GANG?!
You: OMG
You: YES
Stranger: ARE YOU SPEAKING GANG SLANG?!
You: SORRY MESSCUZZIE
Stranger: FUCKING
Stranger: NIGGER
You: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Stranger: I HATE BLACK PEOPLE
You: obama 08
You: OMG
Stranger: RON PAUL
Stranger: YOU FUCKING NIGGER
You: RON PAUL LULZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
You: is he still alive?
You: I thought he died like 100 years ago.
Stranger: HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

HAHA now thats funny

The randomness of Omegele is just astounding. It's either a bot, an asian wanting to cyber, or some fat emo scene girl from Sweden or the crazy idiot, like guy above.

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Hello.
You: Would you like to play a little game?
Stranger: ok
You: If you had to choose one relative to have slaughtered to save your own life, who would it be and why?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Gotta love it.

I've met a few interesting people that I keep in touch with. You get out of it what you put into it.