realistically speaking if you were offered $20 or more for picking up a pole and poking a random person from an internet forum i bet most of you would do it

hear hear

Hey man, 20 bucks is 20 bucks. Up it to $25 and I'd consider bludgeoning them with said pole.

realistically speaking if you hit them with the pole they would either fight back or you would go to jail for assault

Whatever. As long as I'm still getting the $25.