Guilty. Scariest like 3 weeks of my life...



Ever not pull out on purpose?

Not Guilty. That's kind of inconsiderate.


Ever drank a gallon of milk in an hour?

I've had sex with my girlfriend probably 30-40 times now and I have yet to pull out. Thank God for the shot.

Damn, my girlfriend was on Depo for a while and then quit reupping on the shot, so now i'm starting to get nervous.

Anyways..


Ever taken pictures of females that aren't watching?

Mindlessly skipping over my post? Typical
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Not Guilty, that's just creepy.

Ever help a married person cheat?

Not guilty.

Ever told an authoritative figure (besides your parents) to "Fuck off" or "Suck my dick" ?

Guilty - at work all the time to my boss, who just happens to be my brother...


Ever jerked off at work?

Not guilty (ewww.) Let's get off the sex thing.

Have you ever cheated on a major test/civil service exam/etc?

Guilty.

Ever been kicked out of the house?

Not guilty.

Have you ever shoplifted?

Guilty.

Have you ever spent a night in jail? (Also guilty :x )

Half-guilty. Spent about 5 hours in the drunk tank.

Ever been to court?

Guilty guilty guilty. Those were the verdicts too.


Ever tried to evade the police, and succeed?

Guilty

Running through the woods as the cops tried to bust a party... it seemed none of them wanted to get out of their cars, and their cars couldn't make it through the woods!

Have you ever gone streaking?

Not guilty.

Ever had everclear?

Not guilty.

Have you ever harbored homicidal thoughts towards a family member or friend?

Guilty (kind of why I'm on probation)

Ever made some sort of explosive and used it for non-ethical purposes?
(Including The works bomb, Chlorine bombs and other house-hold chemical bombs)

Not guilty. Have you ever looked at someone of the same gender's ass by mistake and think "Awesome" until you realized they were of the same gender?

Not guilty..............


Ever get head while taking a shit?

LOL. not guilty, but I've gotten head while playing Counter-strike!

Ever had a near-death experience?