Nope. Nowhere near 30.

16 to be precise.

Natasta, you are umm... creepy. Lets f***.

Wait a minute...Jack the Ripper? He's a Londoner!! Or at least, was. A bit of a way away from Georgia is London. Right?

There was this one time...

Yeah He was a Londoner. I was born in England. My parents was on vacation. Hey, Sum Yung Guy, thanks I know I'm creepy. How old are you?

Great-Thanatos, I see you've watched American Pie. Awsome movie.

Sum Yung Guy, where did you go? Lenny, Where did you go? Great guys.

im 22 and I kill people for a monthly government wage.

Nice. That's sexy....I guess. When are you coming back to the U.S.?

in a couple years, im stationed in germany, but currently deployed as part of Operation Iraqi Freedom

Nice. Germany isn't much. Tell me if you run into any Swachhammers'. That's my dad's side of the family's name and they came from Germany many years ago. Way before I was born. Many generations ago.

havnt seen any yet, but I will keep an eye out

Okay. Anyways, is it wrong for me to ask for your real name?

no its not, its Jason

Oh great he stops talking to me. Way to go Natasta.

Are you done looking and seeing who's online?

this was very interesting

I must admit, I'm ever so slightly confused. And bemused.

Natasta just blew my mind.

Now I'm amused. But I feel used.